Is there such a thing as jeans that won't show my asscrack?

mamarazzi

I swear, even my higher-rise jeans give me butt cleavage when I bend or squat.  As a photographer and a mom, I do a lot of bending and squatting and would prefer not to show my bum off to the world.

I usually wear Gap jeans and have a couple pairs of AE jeans. I've tried several brands and done the squat test in the dressing room with the same outcome -- crack attack.

Please tell me I can find a pair that will keep my arse under wraps.

amiamish

I have yet to find any... try a longer shirt.

kittycarr

Just get some Kim Kardashian butt enhancement formula and grow some ass to hold those suckers up!

mamarazzi

kittycarr:

Just get some Kim Kardashian butt enhancement formula and grow some ass to hold those suckers up!

Girl, that is NOT the problem.  Just the opposite -- I have such an ample booty that the waist never fits right if I buy to accommodate my arse.

j-w

I just recently splurged on 2 pairs of jeans from a strictly denim store.  They fit like nothing I've ever tried before.  I would recommend trying an 'upscale' brand.  I didn't believe the hoopla, but they really fit better than I could've imagined.  The brands I have are Citizens of Humanity and Miss Me.

breezee_bean

Are 7FAM, Paige or Rock and Republic within your budget?  They are my only brands that don't have a saggy *ss by the end of the day. 

breezee_bean

j*w*:

I just recently splurged on 2 pairs of jeans from a strictly denim store.  They fit like nothing I've ever tried before.  I would recommend trying an 'upscale' brand.  I didn't believe the hoopla, but they really fit better than I could've imagined.  The brands I have are Citizens of Humanity and Miss Me.

ditto this!  

eclaires

I would say designer jeans... if you're willing to fork over the cash.

Or maternity jeans, b/c I was recently shopping for some and the elastic band is genius.  I might buy a few nice pairs and ONLY wear them.  hahaha.

2JB2004

I have a pair of the old navy "flirt" jeans and they dont show the crack....and they arent like above the belly button or anything lol

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

These seem high-waisted enough to cover your behind... and fashionable too!

 

pincushions

I just laughed out loud.

I was shadowing a photographer and her ass was out. She is a small medium but her crack was all over the place! I tried really hard not to laugh.

I told her she should invest in some regular waist jeans from gap.

MelandJeff

K-I-S-S-I-N-G:

These seem high-waisted enough to cover your behind... and fashionable too!

 

And, it shows off some lovely camel toe, you know, to keep baby daddy aware of whats down there and constantly in the mood.

mamarazzi

I'm willing to spend anything to keep this thing covered up.  I was planning on investing in designer denim after I lost the weight I want to lose, but I don't see that happening anytime soon and I need something I can wear on the weekend that won't make me look like trash.  I'm so embarrassed when a parent is standing behind me trying to get their kid to smile and I feel a breeze on my ass.

~Kat~

2JB2004:

I have a pair of the old navy "flirt" jeans and they dont show the crack....and they arent like above the belly button or anything lol

Ditto this. I really like the flirt jeans, especially with a belt. 

j-w

mamarazzi:

I'm willing to spend anything to keep this thing covered up.  I was planning on investing in designer denim after I lost the weight I want to lose, but I don't see that happening anytime soon and I need something I can wear on the weekend that won't make me look like trash.  I'm so embarrassed when a parent is standing behind me trying to get their kid to smile and I feel a breeze on my ass.

The store I went to had jeans that started at $100 and went on up.  So, while it is still an investment, you can still kind of spend less if you want to wait til you get to the size you are after!

goodheartedmommy

IDK--I have the same problem and was ready to invest in designer denim. Then I lost a random 20 extra lbs (overnight, seriously) after I weaned Maile...maybe even more like 30. My used-to-be large ass is now not so large, and my body is way different. I thought my body was going to stay like that, but I was wrong--I'm glad I didn't invest in them at that point. I think I'm ready to buy some now, but I'm not positive that I'm done losing weight or shape.

gracendantho26

Citizens of Humanity are my pick. They have really thin waist bands so they don't press on the stomach/waist and they cover the crack without being "mom jeans." ..and they are soft and comfy.

Right now I am wearing these and I love them

https://piperlime.gap.com/browse/product.do?pid=703711002&tid=plggprod1r&ggprod=id_173829757

cnybride2be

i invested in a couple of belts this fall. haven't bought a belt in a while.  but was also done flashing random strangers at the playground.

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I had to buy belts, though I might have to try Citizens of Humanity.