Sometimes I feel really bad for the culprit when.....

DandR

we are in a crowded area, and I smell what I think is my DS's dirty diaper...so I lean down and do the back of the diaper check only to find HE is not dirty....

Then I wonder WHO farted and if they saw me do that, meaning I OBVIOUSLY could smell the nastiness.....

On the other hand, its nice having one still in diapers in case I fart....a quick "ohh, lets go change you!" and no one knows the difference.......

MelandJeff

DandR:

we are in a crowded area, and I smell what I think is my DS's dirty diaper...so I lean down and do the back of the diaper check only to find HE is not dirty....

Then I wonder WHO farted and if they saw me do that, meaning I OBVIOUSLY could smell the nastiness.....

On the other hand, its nice having one still in diapers in case I fart....a quick "ohh, lets go change you!" and no one knows the difference.......

Dude, there is no mistaking an adult fart for a baby's poop. I can tell the difference.

OMG, is that a super power?

DandR

YES!!!! I obviously cannot tell the difference!!!! I'm not sure what kind of cape that super power comes with, but wow...that's pretty...awesome???  hahahah

MelandJeff

DandR:

YES!!!! I obviously cannot tell the difference!!!! I'm not sure what kind of cape that super power comes with, but wow...that's pretty...awesome???  hahahah

I would like a bedazzled pink cape. And, a cool badge on the front.

and on the back it shall read: Fecal Air Super Sniffer

MelandJeff

Or, Flatulater super sniffer?

DandR

LOVE it!!! 

 

ExpatFamily06

DandR:

On the other hand, its nice having one still in diapers in case I fart....a quick "ohh, lets go change you!" and no one knows the difference.......

HAHAHA!

GingerAbe1106

I like to noticeably check the diaper, and loudly proclaim the diaper clean, and look around, I want to SHAME that person for smelling up my and my child's personal air space. Shame! It's not my child who smells, and you didn't quite get away with it, flatulator, I SMELL IT!