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sydney0928sydney0928
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This is a good one. From 3rd tri...

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BFP #1- 1/16/09- Baby Ava stillborn at 32 weeks, possible cord accident, 7/30/09
BFP #2- 1/5/10- Baby Jack born at 37w2d, 6lbs 13 oz, 8/24/10
BFP #3- 7/30/11- Baby Boy Due April 3, 2012
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  • JuJuBe3JuJuBe3

    Can't you just see the image of her DH down there with a ruler?

    Wow!  I hope she's not homeschooling.

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  • momagain2009momagain2009 member

    LOL!  I saw this earlier today....he measures it with a ruler. Indifferent

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  • hbkiseshbkises member

    I'm not sure which is more disturbing, that he checks or he checks her with a ruler...

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  • denise_mdenise_m
    That seems really responsible, have constant BH, think you could possibly dilate without knowing it so you have your DH check your cervix and possibly risk infection?
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    BFP #6 Samantha- 11-9-10
    BFP #7 4/20/12 21 DPO beta: 2382 29 DPO beta: 23000! HB 6w2d 116 bpm due Christmas day!
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  • sydney0928sydney0928

    How the fvck do these people figure out how to make babies and keep them alive for 35 weeks?

    ETA: For the record, I sort of think this is made up, but holy shiit if it's true?

    BFP #1- 1/16/09- Baby Ava stillborn at 32 weeks, possible cord accident, 7/30/09
    BFP #2- 1/5/10- Baby Jack born at 37w2d, 6lbs 13 oz, 8/24/10
    BFP #3- 7/30/11- Baby Boy Due April 3, 2012
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  • JuJuBe3JuJuBe3

    imagedenise_m:
    That seems really responsible, have constant BH, think you could possibly dilate without knowing it so you have your DH check your cervix and possibly risk infection?

    Oh, he wasn't checking her cervix.  I think he was measuring the opening to her va-j-j, because someone pointed out it's the cervix that dialates and she was like 'you mean we've been doing this for nothing'.  Yeah, she didn't even know that it was the cervix that dialates.  Awesome.

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  • thamesiethamesie member
    HILARIOUS!
    BabyFruit Ticker BFP#1 8/15/09 missed mc, d&c 10/22/09 @ 9wks BFP#2 1/28/10 natural mc 2/16/10 @ 5w1d BFP#3 2/07/11 med induced mc 3/11/11 @ 8 wks BFP#4 6/25/11 waiting on Baby Brant to arrive 3/1/12! "...For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future..." Jeremiah 29:11
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  • TravelinMamaTravelinMama member
    Oh F'in A, this is funny shiit.
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  • Pixie21Pixie21 member

    Hahaha... Oh My is right!

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  • sweetbossom83sweetbossom83
    OMG OMG OMG.... :::falling out of chair::: LMAO
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  • momagain2009momagain2009 member
    How on earth did she manage to get KU?  Wait, scratch that, she probably didn't know she could get KU by having sex with her cervix.
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  • threadlessthreadless
    Disturbing on so very many levels...
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  • Alison513Alison513
    this has made my day better... LMAO!
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  • nobodygirl1983nobodygirl1983
    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Oh dear. Indifferent Priceless. I'm totally telling DH this one when he gets home!!
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  • HeatherPB1020HeatherPB1020 member
    I cannot stop laughing....
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  • maceymay1816maceymay1816 member
    That is priceless.  I'm always amazed at how many stupid people are able to breed so easily.  Let's pray the LO gets all their good genes.
    Married 8/23/09 Dx: Endometriosis mc 2003, mc 2005, mc Oct. 2009 and ectopic pg Feb. 2010 Baby Girl Gracie Mae born 5 weeks early on 7/6/11. Baby boy JT born full term on 7/5/12. We are blessed!
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