As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook anything. They are also going to start stealing your underwear. Copy this to your status to warn your friends.
Re: to lighten things up a bit...
Ha Ha! Here's one my friend posted as her status:
"IMPORTANT: If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see."
Haha!!! You guys crack me up!