Funny FB status

J+O

URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends! (Stolen from several friends.)

MrsVictoriaB

LOL I just read this one and seriously looked under settings to see if it was a joke FB was playing:

" ALERT! ALERT! If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status so others can help thwart Armageddon."

 

LittleApple

LOL.  I have seen a few spin offs of this FB urgent message.