Dear LO,
Just a quick couple notes you should have for the next month...
1. You are big enough now that there is a difference between cute kicks and wiggles and making mom feel like you are bruising her internal organs
2. Stretching mom's belly in every different direction will in no way lead to an escape route.
3. 11:30 at night is not an appropriate time for your escape attempts since mom is really trying to get some sleep so that she can go to work and pay the mortgage and the heating bill. These things are required for you to have a nice warm house to come home to in about a month.
Hope we are both on the same page now!
Love, Mom
Re: Dear LO
M/C Dec 2010 - 5w5d Missing my sweet angel baby.
Could you CC my LO on that letter as well?
He seems to think between midnight and 2am is the best time to practice for his future kickboxing competitions.