how often do you grab your husbands balls?

mrs_b_2007

I will admit, I am a ball grabber.

he leaves for work in the AM, ::squeeze::

he comes home, I give him a hug, ::squeeze squeeze::

he brushes his teeth at night before bed w/ his sweatpants on...I pants him and give 'em the ol' ::squeeze squeeze::

I feel like they are just hanging there, waiting to be grabbed.

 

weelass24

*dies*

Poeia

Some needs a stress ball in her stocking.  Stat. 

ValentineBB

I'm not much of a ball grabber, but I smack, pinch or bite DH's butt multiple times a day. 

Yes, I bite his butt.  If you saw it you would too.

mrs_b_2007

Poeia:

Some needs a stress ball in her stocking.  Stat. 

LOL

 

Melaneigh1

OMG this is hilarious.  My answer = never.

XXXXX222

Bahahaha!  I do sometimes, usually to get back at him for something. haha

bronc09

I do it a lot too, and pinch or smack his butt!

mrs_b_2007

I mostly do it over the pants. Work pants are the best as they allow for maximum ball grabbage. (jeans are too constrictive).

fabbate13

ValentineBB:

I'm not much of a ball grabber, but I smack, pinch or bite DH's butt multiple times a day. 

Yes, I bite his butt.  If you saw it you would too.

I'm this.....minus the biting.

two-pink-shoes

Poeia:

Some needs a stress ball in her stocking.  Stat. 

DEAD

I don't squeeze, just tickle.

chassy1

I pinch Dh's nipples all the time.

buckin

Depends on how often he grabs my boobs that day.

mrs_b_2007

I am totally whats-her-name in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, when the swat team comes in & she is hugging Clark & has her hands on his nuts. LMAO.

just thought we could use a little life on BOTB this afternoon.

Mrs.Rotty

B would karate chop my arm sooooo fast

aniceucchik

im more of a poke in the crack kinda gal...with pants on of course...

Lambie.

I'm more of a spanker, nipple pincher myself.

jCamsquared

LMAO!!!

 

Edit - I forgot to answer. Never. But I am a crazy butt grabber. I squeeze or smack it all the time, and it drives him crazy hahaha. I can't help it though!

weelass24

5 star post

mrsmacias2008

ALL the time. I like feeling them...I am an azz grabber too but it's something about those balls just hanging there. I got to touch them.

mrs_kelly1014

buckin:

Depends on how often he grabs my boobs that day.

Yep, same for us. I do grab his balls pretty often though.

This post is awesome.

giaM28

im a very frequent ball grabber. i think they are cool. plus DH has some pretty damn good looking balls! lol

mrs_b_2007

oh yes I ass-slap too. all the time. pisses him off. 

the poor guy can't even get changed when I'm remotely near him or else I charge him & go in for the ass-slap/ball grab.

I'm wicked mature, lol

bancbev

I am more of a poke my finger in his butt crack kind of gal.  I do it because he cannot stand it.  I only grab his balls if I am horny, like this morning when we woke up.

kittybits21

I'd be inclined to rip them off with the way he has been acting currently, so I'm staying far away.

I'm more of a rub-my-butt-against-his-package kind of tease though normally.

caffinated_tulip

Only when I want to hear him squeal like a little girl.

jCamsquared

bancbev:

I am more of a poke my finger in his butt crack kind of gal.  I do it because he cannot stand it. 

Oh ya I do this too... and then I tell him well if you don't want me to do it then pull up your pants! He never learns. It's his own fault.

Amorlinda

This post is by far the best for far! haha!

I'm more of a butt grabber,pincher or smacker. It's just so nice and round i can't help it lol!

I do the occasional ball grab, but he's a horn dog and that would immediately turn into an invitation for him lol. 

jlee1106

I fondle them often. They are really big and just hang there waiting for a nice cusp.

goinggreengirl

All. the. time.

He even says I grab them in my sleep!

Ace1599

fabbate13:

ValentineBB:

I'm not much of a ball grabber, but I smack, pinch or bite DH's butt multiple times a day. 

Yes, I bite his butt.  If you saw it you would too.

I'm this.....minus the biting.

This post = awesome! *also dies*

But I am also a butt grabber/pincher/smacker....but not a biter. My DH has a great butt for grabbing.

WaitingOnTwoPinkLines

mrs_b_2007:

oh yes I ass-slap too. all the time. pisses him off. 

the poor guy can't even get changed when I'm remotely near him or else I charge him & go in for the ass-slap/ball grab.

I'm wicked mature, lol

O.

M.

G.

I love this post. And this is so me. He has actually used the dog (a 30 lb. beagle mix) as a living shield  

KNemo

::butting in from a far away board::

Can I just say that this is my favorite thread EVER!!

::butting out::