Pee, poop and projectile puke all in the last 20 minutes, what fun!

teeah22

I went to change his diaper after a 2.5 hour nap.  While I'm changing him he starts pooping.  As I'm trying to catch it (had already pulled the old diaper off) he starts peeing.  He pees all over himself, including his face, making me feel like the worst mother in the world.  So I reach to grab something to clean the pee off his face and he starts peeing in the other direction!  DH cleans him up, puts clean PJs on him and I sit down to nurse.  He eats,  falls off the breast, I pick him up to burp him and he projectile vomits all over me and himself!

Looks like I'll be doing some laundry tonight...

DeniseNike

Jeez, lol. I havent had the projective vomitting but I have had the rocket launch poop. I laugh. And then moan come laundry time.

pregali80

wow. poor baby, and poor you! hope the rest of the night is better.

twinks2009

Oh thank you! I needed a laugh...especially as my LO decided to projectile poop early this morning. I had to go wake up my DH, get him to clean and redress our LO while I cleaned up my arm, the floor, the changing table...

EMTX

Haha, aw. During a middle of the night feeding last night, LO projectile vommed on DH, and peed all over too at the same time

mybabylove2009

Minus the vomit, we had the same diaper change experience. DS just got a bath, its just a PITA to just wipe him off. Wipes piss him off, bathes make him happy. So bath time!