Texts From My Mom

crownedbee

Mom:

I had a dream last night you had a baby.

Me:

=/

If it eases your fears, I'm not pregnant.

Mom:

You called me from the hospital to tell me about the baby...I went over and grandma was INSIDE the hospital baby crib WITH the baby. It was a girl.

I asked you what her name was... You said... You ready for this???........

"Lacie." "Lacie Seven." You actually named my granddaughter Lacie Seven.

Me:

Oh.

My.

Gah.

My dog's name is Lacie.  And my mom is apparently insane.

RachelG83

LMAO

5 Stars!!!

goofyteacher

LMAO!  This is so something my mother would be capable of doing.

weelass24

crownedbee:

Mom:

You called me from the hospital to tell me about the baby...I went over and grandma was INSIDE the hospital baby crib WITH the baby. It was a girl.

I asked you what her name was... You said... You ready for this???........

"Lacie." "Lacie Seven." You actually named my granddaughter Lacie Seven.

DEAD at grandma in the crib

RachelG83

weelass24:

crownedbee:

Mom:

You called me from the hospital to tell me about the baby...I went over and grandma was INSIDE the hospital baby crib WITH the baby. It was a girl.

I asked you what her name was... You said... You ready for this???........

"Lacie." "Lacie Seven." You actually named my granddaughter Lacie Seven.

DEAD at grandma in the crib