I have a funny

ShellShockedMama

So, we're're sitting around the table after a subpar dinner, and we're discussing dessert options. My aunt is listing beverage choices and among them is green tea. The ladies agree that green tea is tasty AND THEN someone (who shall remain nameless) says: "yea, its also really good for cervical mucus!" :::::crickets:::: I have never wanted to disappear like I did just then.

maritzburggirl

LOL! Someone who shall remain nameless is always welcome here!!!

swanck

Bwahaha!!!  Are you kidding?!  You said cervical mucus at the table?!  Hahaha! 

Ah, that makes me love you even more!

Pixie21

You are Awesome!

babygirlpriest

Are you serious?!!? Tell me you actually said that!

Sonadora

Bwahahaha

mamaholic

You seriously just made me laugh. Thank you for that!

ShellShockedMama

babygirlpriest:

Are you serious?!!? Tell me you actually said that!

Sadly, I did. It just kinda came out.

HeatherPB1020

That is to funny!

BabyMimi

LOL and I totally do stuff like that all the time and it is usually followed by very awkward silence.

ShellShockedMama

BabyMimi:

LOL and I totally do stuff like that all the time and it is usually followed by very awkward silence.

Yep. We totally had that. I think my 70 year old aunt was about to pass out. Whoops.

Fierylocks

::snicker::  But I shouldn't, because that is totally something that I would do, too.  Luckily, no one brought up green tea tonight, especially since there were no other women at my house.

nobodygirl1983

LOL!!  You are now my favorite person. Seriously.

MrsNJTiger

awesome!

TravelinMama

LMAO I can't believe you said that....errrrrrr I mean that that nameless person did.

happyhoopla

LOL! We really are in our own twisted little world.

CAB'smommy

happyhoopla:

LOL! We really are in our own twisted little world.

 

This is just what I was thinking as I was sitting here laughing.  TTCAL has become our life, hasn't it! 

erpetdoc

Nice job nameless person!! That made me laugh! 

No worries though... our dinner talk included Cialis, and I really didn't need to know about that, or hear about it, especially not at the dinner table (my dad is having surgery on Monday).  

shaysmom05

LOL YOU ARE AWESOME! After the kiddos left the room, we sat around talking about toys of the battery operated sort and things like this too. I'm just glad DD and I went to a g/f's house for dinner with no men there. LOL that would have been SO awkward!

grr_aargh

Mwa ha ha ha HA!

I told my sis at the dinner table yesterday that I took mucinex for my cold.  "Added bonus," I said, "It thins ALL OF YOUR MUCOUS. So now's a good time for that except it doesn't matter.  Leave it to me to ovulate on a holiday."

I wish you were at MY table yesterday.