Dear DH...

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I'm sorry you're not feeling well.  Really, I am. (It's been three weeks - you have an f'ing sinus infection like the rest of us did.  Go.To.The.Doctor or stop complaining.)

I'm sorry the house isn't consistently spotless. (Hazards of having children.  Why do you want a third child? )

I know you're stressed about work stuff and it makes you grumpy. (But please don't take it out on me.  Believe it or not, your behavior has consequences. Your mood affects the entire family.  If you're rude to me, I don't really want to be nice to you, either.)

Ahh...just had to get that out somewhere.  I feel better now. 

Carry on.  

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Are you me?  Did I write this post in some sort of blackout AE?  It sounds like me except it is H1N1 and no third child in discussion.

But it sounds like me.