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these poor children... haha

britnicole88britnicole88
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These are real names i found when i was scrolling through a list of celeb baby names. just because you are famous doesn't mean your kid won't get made fun of for having a name like this!!! lol.

 Satchel Seamus Allen
Seven Sirius Benjamin
Audio Science Clayton
Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee
Speck Wildhorse
Journey Jette Ortiz
Banjo Patrick Taylor

lol just had to share. 

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  • nicasmnicasm
    Honestly, none of them bother me except Audio Science. I think that is Shannon Sossamyns' kid and I dont know WTF they were thinking.
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  • mgrulkemgrulke member
    Some are worst than others.  I feel that they have the fame behind that name to pull it off and if someone makes fun of their child they can always pull the old "do you know who you are DEALING with" act.  hehehe
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  • qtpa2tqtpa2t member
    Let's not forget Sparrow James Midnight Madden!  Audio Science?  WTF?  Pilot Inspektor?!?!  Huh?
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  • bamababy3bamababy3
    hey, celebs aren't the only ones! i teach high school, and i see some pretty strange ones myself.  one guy this year spells his name "queshe" - but it is pronounced "cache`"????
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  • jswbarkerjswbarker

    The DH and I came across the name Banjo in a name book so that's what we're calling ours until we find out the sex.  Makes people look at us like we're crazy when they ask about names!

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  • FutureMrs.SteenFutureMrs.Steen
    They are all horrible. I don't understand what they are thinking!
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  • DoingWellDoingWell
    Satchel Paige was a very popular baseball player who came out of the Negro League to play in the MLB.  Maybe the name is it was a tribute to him.  The other names... I have no idea.
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  • juniper19juniper19 member

    imageDoingWell:
    Satchel Paige was a very popular baseball player who came out of the Negro League to play in the MLB.  Maybe the name is it was a tribute to him.  The other names... I have no idea.

    It was.

    I think the worst "celeb" baby name is Jermaine Jackson's son Jermajesty.

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  • j&lo82907j&lo82907 member
    Satchel, Banjo?? Are you f-ing kidding me?? why would someone do this to their children?? They must think the responsibility of a child is a joke, because they are making their children into one!
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  • erinmserinms member

    imagenicasm:
    Honestly, none of them bother me except Audio Science. I think that is Shannon Sossamyns' kid and I dont know WTF they were thinking.

    Me too, Pilot Inspektor and Audio Science are bad but I actually like Satchel and Banjo and the others aren't my style but aren't hideous.  

    Now Jermajesty on the other hand... there are no words.

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  • jrolls79jrolls79
    Satchel is the main character in J.D Salinger's Catcher In The Rye, one of my fave books of all time.
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  • brenisengagedbrenisengaged
    Poor babies! :(
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  • kyrastappkyrastapp member
    Eww
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