Jeebus, that's the last time I go to bed early on a Saturday night.

BubblyToes

I am dying reading the masturbation posts.  DYING.  My personal favorite is the one about self-control, and the whole, "I went years without doing it."  Wow.  Just wow. 

My child is an orphan now because H and I are both DEAD.

eclaires

Did you know that you NEED porn to masturbate?  I had no idea.

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I am shocked at the poll that shows 25% of people on that board don't masturbate. I kind of want to know WHY. maybe they aren't sure how.

DandR

just read it....

wonder what the poster would think about our Porn Thursday's in our house...its def. not that we need porn to have sex...its just funny stuff and makes us laugh....and 75% of the time (maybe more...I can't remember the last time we actually turned the porn on), we don't even watch porn..we just joke about it, end up in bed naked and go for it. 

As far as masterbating goes...I'm SURE my DH does it...shoot, I woke up in the middle of the night to him doing it.  And some mornings his shower is longer than mine.....

DandR

vccake:

I am shocked at the poll that shows 25% of people on that board don't masturbate. I kind of want to know WHY. maybe they aren't sure how.

I had a friend in college who had never had an orgasm....so we did an "intervention" and told her she needed to practice on her self...she was embarrassed and shocked...we gave her some naughty toys for her birthday and she thanked us a few months later.....

 

 

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DandR:

vccake:

I am shocked at the poll that shows 25% of people on that board don't masturbate. I kind of want to know WHY. maybe they aren't sure how.

I had a friend in college who had never had an orgasm....so we did an "intervention" and told her she needed to practice on her self...she was embarrassed and shocked...we gave her some naughty toys for her birthday and she thanked us a few months later.....

 

 

seriously, no O's in life? poor girl. My friend Joe (I know, strange to have a guy recommend this) recommend a vibrator his wife loves and the sucker has changed my sex life -- and I thought I had a great sex life BEFORE that! and I've recommended it to others with the same results. 

and the 'no oral sex' was also mentioned on the 6-12 board. I just cannot imagine. I know that a lot of women aren't fans of BJs, but still -- I can't imagine...

DandR

hahaha...I missed the no oral sex thing.  Yeah, really, its not like ANYONE actually enjoys spending a few minutes with a pen in their mouth, but sometimes you do things for the person you love because it makes them happy...I doubt my DH gets much from rubbing my back or my feet...it does NOTHING for him...but he does it because he loves me and it makes me feel good......I can't imagine saying "no, I will NEVER EVER do that." 

 

eclaires

No oral is weird.

I'm probably biased though, b/c I enjoy giving BJs.  How's that for TMI!?!?!

Goose51504

I'm truly amazed that some of those women were actually able to reproduce. I mean, sounds like they think sex = dirty. I'm sure they cried their pretty little hearts out when mama explained that "peen in vadge + release during ovulation = baby."

DandR

eclaires:

No oral is weird.

I'm probably biased though, b/c I enjoy giving BJs.  How's that for TMI!?!?!

Wow...I take my words back about no one actually enjoying it.....hahahahahahahah

eclaires

I can't be the only one!  LOL.

Goose - that reminds me of Runaway Bride when the grandma says, "you know, she's just afraid of the One Eyed Snake."  LOL LOL LOL.

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eclaires:

I can't be the only one!  LOL.

Goose - that reminds me of Runaway Bride when the grandma says, "you know, she's just afraid of the One Eyed Snake."  LOL LOL LOL.

of course you are not the only one, I enjoy it too, 110%. but I'm a big whore, so keep that in mind. hee hee

 

Goose51504

Does anyone else have a girl crush on vccake, after last night?

BubblyToes

Goose51504:

Does anyone else have a girl crush on vccake, after last night?

I do.

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Goose51504:

I'm truly amazed that some of those women were actually able to reproduce. I mean, sounds like they think sex = dirty. I'm sure they cried their pretty little hearts out when mama explained that "peen in vadge + release during ovulation = baby."

oh I spit out my iced tea on that one, thank you! lol. the trauma of it all...

eclaires

Of course!

and now I want to know more about her fantastic vibrator, LOL.

goodheartedmommy

Ha, not a fan of receiving, but I enjoy giving. 

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Goose51504:

Does anyone else have a girl crush on vccake, after last night?

lol, aw shucks...

Hitachi Magic Wand. they sell attachments, but don't bother. this is funny: my husband's name is Stephen and we call the Magic Wand "Esteban"...

I want to know if it will be under the Christmas Tree, bitches. or, you know, the Hanukkah Bush. (The Magic Wand knows no religious boundaries.) Incidentally, I did get the Wand for Valentine's Day!

Goose51504

vccake:

Goose51504:

Does anyone else have a girl crush on vccake, after last night?

lol, aw shucks...

Hitachi Magic Wand. they sell attachments, but don't bother. this is funny: my husband's name is Stephen and we call the Magic Wand "Esteban"...

I want to know if it will be under the Christmas Tree, bitches. or, you know, the Hanukkah Bush. (The Magic Wand knows no religious boundaries.) Incidentally, I did get the Wand for Valentine's Day!

DEAD @ Esteban!! LOL

Lisa102304

goodheartedmommy:

Ha, not a fan of receiving, but I enjoy giving. 

 

Word, sister. Same here.