I was curious to know how long it takes me to poop. I went into the bathroom, started the stopwatch on my phone, and did my business. I finished up, washed my hands, and then hit stop.
Ha ha! Speedy pooper! It takes me forever. I seriously have to psyche myself out for it. I have to remind myself to relax...it's horrid. I hate pooping.
Re: I do weird things sometimes...
I do my business quick too.
My DH on the other hand is in there for like 30 minutes and it sounds like he is giving birth sometimes.