Ladies..here's a tip for you

jensneb

Don't keep your travel sized toothpaste and your Preparation H in the same make up bag, you could grab the wrong one.  Luckily I caught myself before going all the way with that mistake.

hippotree

hahahahaha!  good tip.

CassieD

Seems like good advice. I'm curious which one you were getting ready to put in the wrong spot. Neither outcome sounds pleasant.

Jessis62781

I just choked on my wine.

jensneb

I almost put the toothpaste on the sore booty.  Wouldn't have been as bad as the alternative.