The board is kind of dead; I'll throw one out there.
Last night, Jackson walked in on MH and I having sex. It was late, close to midnight, and we both assumed he was already asleep [and had long since been asleep], but I guess he woke up and came to find us [note: he did not wake up because of us, that would be a whole other confession ].
Luckily he appeared to have no questions... so far. I don't think he saw anything, b/c as he opened the door, we both realized rather quickly who was opening the door.
Re: Friday Confessions anyone?
Liam is 5!
I have a confession. (these are flame-free, right?)
I totally judge my neighbors with how they are with their DD (this isn't a huge surprise to those of you who've seen my plethora of other posts about them for the past 2 years!).
Today, I was at PAC's daycare for their parade. In the entire daycare (six classrooms) she was the ONLY kid (including the babies) who didn't have a costume on. She won't wear anything on her head and they refuse to dress her in anything girly (which is a whole other story) like a princess or something. So, you see like 50 adorable little kids in costumes, and she's in the middle, wearing pants and a stained striped t-shirt, hair disheveled, just a mess.
I felt so bad for her, when she grows up, she's not going to have any halloween pics of her when she was a toddler. It gave me flashbacks of when my mom forgot it was picture day in the second grade and everyone was dressed up and I had to take my pic in sweats.
I have a bad one...
I like the Mily Cyrus song 'Party in the USA'.
Flame me now...
I'll flame you - not for liking it, but simply for posting it. Now it's in my head.
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Alissa Jean
9.10.2004
My BFF had a baby on Wednesday. Another friend from HS had a baby yesterday. One of my sorority sisters has a NST and an OB appt today and kind of hinted that she might be induced for a big baby. I am GREEN with envy and it's making me very grumpy.
I very frequently think of sending DS to boarding school. I am just at my wits end with him. I wouldn't actually do it, but it's nice to think about sometimes.
We didn't buy or carve pumpkins this year. Ian is too old to care and Lila is too young to know, so we didn't do it. And I don't really feel bad about it either.
So do I! My husband would kill me if he knew. He can't stand her.
I am moving to a new building with my boss and I went to scope it out the other day for 2 reasons.
1. To see how I can go in with no one noticing I am 20+ minutes late
2. to see how I can leave 10+ minutes early
I am the youngest by 20 years of all the senior citizen assistants.
I don't like old ass assistants but I know, unless I hit the lotto or marry rich, I will one day be one of those old hag, grumpy (ok, I'm already grumpy) assistants.
I'm not looking forward to it.
I bawled in my car after my workout session on Wednesday. Half because I made it through another brutal CrossFit workout, and half because I'm not a size six yet. Really stupid, I know, but I could NOT control the tears.
Also, DD1 is with my MIL today, and I miss her. Honestly, I need a break from DD2, but no one will take this kid off my hands.
Related to this - we're not TOTing this year, and didn't get Jackson a costume. I feel bad, but at the same time, I don't. Because it's a pain in the ass and he couldn't decide what he wanted to be anyway.
And I'd like him to take a week long vacation to my MIL's, too. He's on my last nerve this week.
Mine is lame, but here goes...
My sister and some friends threw me a baby shower back in August and I have yet to send thank you cards to people. And, I know etiquette wise, I still have time. However, honestly? I couldn't be bothered to do them and really don't care if I ever do them.
TACKY party of one right here!
I came in here to post the same thing!
Now I have to come up with something else
grace - that story is haunting me and I live nowhere nearby. The whole situation, I just can't even begin to imagine how that happens and how people see something like that and do nothing. It's all sickening.
Me too!! Especially the remix with Biggie Smalls
Grace, me, too. I change the station when the story comes on the news. I feel guilty about it, but it is just all so devastating and infuriating, it just wrecks my head to even think about it.
Off to google the remix...
Stop. I must hear this remix.
James is currently in his crib singing instead of napping (with his socks on his hands and his pants have been removed last time I looked). Because he is happy he is staying there. Even if he doesn't need a nap, I need a break!
Vampire related confession: I think the Salvador brothers in Vampire Diaries are way hotter than the Cullens in Twilight.?
Shopping confession: Not only do I hate Gymboree, but I also can not stand Janie and Jack. I think their boy stuff is 100% ridonkulous looking the majority of the time.?
My kid has eaten nothing but sh!t for the past few weeks. I cannot believe how much fast food we've been eating. It's disgusting. I canNOT wait to get into my own house and be able to cook meals for my family again.
I'm dressed like Katie Holmes today. And I like it.
I just ate a bowl of ice cream for lunch. I'm about to have seconds. I'm starting WW next week and I'm going out with a bang, damnit.
My kids' Halloween costumes SUCK. I tried to find different ones, but everywhere is sold out...unless I want them to be giant Amy Coe peace signs...
I hate my job. Hate it, hate it, hate it. I feel guilty that they just fired 15% of our workforce and I wasn't one of them. I think I would have been relieved if I had been laid off.
My SIL is getting on my nerves more everyday. Her kid is a brat, and I mean in a big way. If she does not get what she wants she screams and cries all the time, SIL always gives into her even if it means taking a toy from DD to do it. All the teachers at nieces preschool have told SIL in the nicest way possible that niece is a brat "it is obvious she is an only child" they say. But SIL just complains that the teachers are bad and don't know what they are talking about. We are not a spanking family, but I would love to bend that girl over my knee.
I think I am also irritated with her because my IL's keep her DD for a week at a time every three months or so. I am jealous. I would kill for someone to take both my kids just for a couple of days.
I dread the weekends because my ILs are here. It sucks that I don't enjoy being at home with my family.