fruit roll-up fortunes

MrsO1111

Apparently fruit roll-ups now come w/ fortunes you can lick to see.  My 3 today are:

1)  You will wrestle a pig today.  The pig will win.

2)  Your homework will eat your dog.

3)  You will smell someone's armpit today.

I'm gonna have a wild day apparently. 

Matsifloxacin

yay for 3rd grade!

if i find out you did smell someone's armpit, i will cry.

Nikki1007

You may just want to head back to bed.

MrsO1111

b/c I'm an addict, I had a 4th one -- it has 2 fortunes on it to add to the mix:

1)  A banana will become stuck in your nose.

and

2)  You have a 50% chance of 100% awesomeness in your life.

WTF?! lol

pmarie33

::adds fruit roll ups to grocery list::

yodasmistress

pmarie33:

::adds fruit roll ups to grocery list::

beatrice606

How did the pig wrestling go?