Wow, you're still here or haven't you had the baby yet? I'm going to scream!!! Um no, I'm not even due until next month. I just answered the phone & someone asked " You're not in labor yet?" Oh yes dumb@&*%^& I always answer the phone at work when I'm in labor...
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People are so stupid.
My reply would be, "actually the doctor is checking me right now, that's why I could answer your phone call, how may I help you?"
Sorry some people are so stupid! Although I think I would rather hear people ask stupid questions vs. touch my belly. Touching me gives me the creepies!
HA! Love this. My grandma is the biggest offender of things like this. It's like she has zero concept of how far along I am. Every time she sees me, she's saying "Wow I can't believe the baby isn't here yet!" And I have to say, "Well Grandma, the baby isn't due until NOVEMBER 11 so it's a good thing he/she isn't here yet!"
Haha, this!
Its like they don't think before they open their mouths. I actually started my maternity leave today because I was afraid that if I went to work one more day and had somebody say one more stupid thing to me I might snap and murder somebody haha
"And where was I before the day that I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it everyday and I know that I am the luckiest."
Haha this is what I was thinking. Just put a blood curdling scream into the phone and hang up. They'll get the message.