Dear Fat,

Tim'sWifey

When I was pregnant I assumed it was the baby that was pushing you up around my bra, making it incredibly uncomfortable to wear one and sit.  Now that I am sans baby, you are still pushing yourself up when I sit making bra wearing still uncomfortable. 

Since it was not my sweet baby and it is in fact, you,  I would greatly appreciate it if you would leave and never come back.  When I thought it was the baby it was tolerable and even very welcomed.  Now that I know it is you, I do not like it anymore.

Thank you very much.  You have until 5:10pm to leave me the hell alone.

~Tim's