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Dear Jerry Springer

firefightersgalfirefightersgal member
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We've been neighbors for, oh, 6 months or so.  I know that you do your own thing.  You like to wear your jeans tucked into your cowboy boots.  You like to sit on the front porch and hoop and hollar with the neighbors across the street.  Sometimes you even sit and pick your gui-tar until all hours of the night while you kick glass beer bottles around.  You like to let your kids do whatever, wherever, whenever.  You like to rev your truck whenever you are in it and use it to bring junk home in.  That's cool--except that you are right next door to me.  Please stop.  Please stop.  Please stop.  OR, you could move.  Somewhere in the country would be nice, where you (hopefully) wouldn't be bothering other people.  Thanks so much, Love!

 

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Re: Dear Jerry Springer

  • KapaluaKapalua

    *cue the banjos

    LOL

    That would suck...I'm sorry! 

    Nathan 7-13-06 ~ Elizabeth 4-12-09 ~ Zachary 8-5-11
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  • MominatorMominator
    Eek! Sorry about that Indifferent
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  • BubblyToesBubblyToes member
    I think we used to be neighbors, because this sounds a lot like the people that lived next to us when I was in school.
    Kill all my demons and my angels might die too. -Tennessee Williams

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