Parenting related: from our local police blotter

4Speedy

Our crime watch says police were called to a home when the homeowners returned home and  discovered that a blanket with a university emblem that had been on the porch was shoved in the toilette.  The couple's 7 and 10 year old sons had been home alone when it happened but claimed to have no knowledge of it so the couple was afraid someone had been in their home with their sons while the parents were gone.

I am literally laughing out loud.  Good thing they called the police because it is SOOOO much more likely that someone broke in, threw the blanket in the toilette and then left than that their kids might be lying.  Talk about being in denial about your "perfect" kids.

michaeltrish

And the 7 and 10 year olds were left alone?  Not a good idea at all.