What was your most embarrassing moment ever?

RosiePosie84

Now that I posted that story below, it has me wondering..what was your most embarrassing moment ever?

 

RosiePosie84

I'll take it that you all are tooooooo embarrassed to say hehe.

MissSilverlake

I was visiting my inlaws out of state and feeling really gassy. I knew I needed to get to the bathroom - STAT. I stood up and it happened. In a quiet room in front of my inlaws and my DH's grandmother. It was humilating. I didn't say anything and just excused myself. When I got back the grandmother says, "You know, you'd like Uncle Ronnie. He toots all the time."

OMG.

Hyfagal

My mom walked in on me masturbating when I was a teen. Nothing x-rated but she knew what was happening and it was horribly akward for the rest of the day.

I still blush when I think about it.

RFBsbride

Mine is an AF moment and even thinking about it makes me cringe all over again!

I was a freshman in college and I was at my then-boyfriend's house for his little cousin's birthday pool party.  I had AF, but it was really light and all I had was a light pad since I thought she was on her last day.  I didn't bring a bathing suit because I hadn't planned on swimming in front of BF's family.  Well, it was SOOOO hot out so BF gave me a t-shirt and shorts to swim in.  I kept my bra and undies with the pad on while I swam and didn't think much about it.  After we were all done swimming, I put my dry clothes back on, but I had to put them on over my wet bra and underwear.  I went back out to socialize with BF's family (parents, brother, aunts, uncles, neighbors, you name it....) and BF's mother kept asking me if I wanted some dryer clothes.  I kept saying "No, I'm fine.  Thanks."  Finally, BF's father came to me and said "Kelli, why don't you put on some dryer clothes, okay?"  I was weirded out by him saying that, so I just said ok.  BF again gave me shorts and and a t-shirt to put on.  I went to the bathroom to change and when I looked in the mirror I could see why his parents were so insistent that I change my clothes...... since my bra was wet, my shirt got wet and you could totally see right through to my nipples!!!!  And, as I changed my shorts I could see some light pink on them - AF had leaked through too!  I was so unbelievable humiliated!  I quietly went back out to where everyone was gathering and as I glanced at the plastic seat I had been sitting in all day, I saw a light pink puddle.  I threw a napkin down and sat on it and I stayed put for the rest of the night.  Ugh.....I'm blushing all over again!!!!

BMWwife

TMI warning

I started a new job in March. In april AF deicded to make her bi annual  appearance. I was in the bathroom in our office inserting a new tampon. When the director of our dept walked in on me. I'm not sure who screamed louder me or HIM!!!!!!!!! I wanted to die. Also that time I thought I had been locking the door. I had no idea I was turning the lock the wrong way. I wanted to die. It was bad enough that he walked in on me in the bathroom. No I had one leg on the toilet in a kind of squat trying to adjust the #@! tampon. I have never used our bathroom in  our office since then.

Hmmm.. now that I think of it maybe thats why AF has been MIA since April. He scared her away. Think I can file for workmens comp for IF tx?

renafaith

BMWwife:

Hmmm.. now that I think of it maybe thats why AF has been MIA since April. He scared her away. Think I can file for workmens comp for IF tx?

ROTFLMBO 

EmptyOven25

A Clomid hot flash in the middle of a lecture in my classroom.  Red, super sweaty face.  Completely embarrassed.