Dear DH,

pincushions

Please don't ever call me and say

"Guess what died on __________ road?"

You were supposed to pick the dog up from the kennel so naturally I thought you were talking about her when my phone cut off.

Next time just tell me your little POS Mercedes died.

 

Also I am not one bit sorry the effing thing stalled on you! Not an ounce of me really cares. Call your little buddy and have him tow it back to his shop. As far as I am concerned I don't want to hear about it!

 

thanks... and get home fast. I was promised some non kid time and it looks like you are running about 3 hours late!

j-w

My mom and husband are terrible about getting to the point when they call and it makes me crazy!!

Bellisimo

LoL