Dear Client:

misjenn

I am an event planner. I make spectacular events occur. You hired me to plan and implement your massive party so that you could impress all your friends, co-workers, and the other 146 people you invited to your children's birthday party. I am NOT your personal assistant. No I will not call the boutique and have them pull clothes for you. No I will not come babysit your house while the carpet cleaners are there. No I will not burn all your cds to make you a play list for the party. If you want me to do this I will be happy to for $100/hour.

Thanks

Your hired event planner.

annam829

it !!!

pixiedustie

Seriously!

boo-bitz

Don't you love people like that.

And she sounds like the type who when you tell her that babysitting her carpet cleaners is not part of your job desciption, she'll ask you what she is paying you for. 

EuroChick

Reminds me of the Nanny Diaries