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marrying inanimate objects - article

BostonGayGalBostonGayGal member
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PA woman in love with, marrying carnival ride
amy-wolfeEver devoted, Amy Wolfe, 33, fell for ?him? when she was 13.(How she determined gender remains a mystery to me.) Amy ?rides? the ride she intends to marry about 300 times a year, and lets slip that the operators give her special concessions, keeping the attraction in operation a few times after closing so she can have time alone with her man. After years of courtship and over 3,000 goes, Amy wants to make him an honest machine.1001-nachtsBefore she announced her unconventional marriage plans, Amy was featured in a documentary titled Objectum Sexuality: When Relationships With Inanimate Objects Become Intimate. Amy contends that she doesn?t suffer from a fetish, but rather, a condition of the same name. (Objectum Sexuality.) And she insists her feeling for the ride are not solely sexual in nature- although she does keep a picture of him taped to her ceiling so she can deal with that part of their relationship without being ?indecent? in public.UK newspaper The Sun quotes Amy on her dedication to her man:?I know people think it?s weird but I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we?ll be together forever.??I wasn?t freaked out as it just felt so natural but I didn?t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn?t ?normal? to have feelings for a fairground ride.?While all my friends were going through their teens having crushes on boys, I was still thinking about 1001.?For those of you who just can?t ?get it? without a visual, Jezebel has some clips up of Amy spending time with 1001 and describing what drew her to him, including that he?s ??so noble, so proud, so strong? I love him as a mate? I love him for the elegant lines of his gondola.? Sister, I know the feeling.After the wedding, Amy- an unemployed church organist and totally not a lesbian- will be taking the surname Weber, after the manufacturer of the ride.SERIOUSLY!


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  • Lambie.Lambie. member

    How can it be homosexuality, "it's" a "he".

    One word: therapy.

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  • buckinbuckin
    Ummm so when the ride becomes too old to be safe and they tear it down and send it to the scrap yard will she sue the carnival for murder and collect his pension?
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  • BostonGayGalBostonGayGal member

    'so totally not a lesbian'

    I LOVE that line.  Look at her.  Seriously folks.  There is some gender confusion going on.  That may or may not have anything to do with being a lesbian.  But look at the ride.  That ride is CLEARLY a woman.

    I know I am making fun.  But she is the one who is seeking media attention.   



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  • stuzyq14stuzyq14

    I am so confused - how exaclty is she going to marry this ride?  It can't exactly sign a marriage license - right. And what happens ten years form now when they dismantle the ride becasue it is no longer up to safety codes?

     

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  • BostonGayGalBostonGayGal member

    imagebuckin:
    Ummm so when the ride becomes too old to be safe and they tear it down and send it to the scrap yard will she sue the carnival for murder and collect his pension?

    or better yet, loss of consortium claim! 



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  • Lambie.Lambie. member
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    imageLambie.:

    How can it be homosexuality, "it's" a "he".

    One word: therapy.

    She's totally not a lesbian.  Lesbians are women with sexual feelings toward other women.  She's a... not a word for this that i'm familiar with.

    But those who are anti-gay marriage feel that marriage should be defined as being between one man and one woman (which is now in the constitution of my frigging state).  This will just add to their argument.

    Probably, because people like to turn things into something it's not. 

     

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  • two-pink-shoestwo-pink-shoes

    Let her marry the ride.  Then she won't be tempted to marry a man and reproduce.

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  • lecookelecooke
    imagetwo-pink-shoes:

    Let her marry the ride.  Then she won't be tempted to marry a man and reproduce.

    Yes 

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  • preppynewlywedpreppynewlywed member

    Figures she is from my home state.

    Effing weirdos up there in parts of PA.

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  • buckinbuckin

    So if the ride breaks down does she get a worker's comp settlement from the insurance claim?

     

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  • kittybits21kittybits21 member
    imagepreppynewlywed:

    Figures she is from my home state.

    Effing weirdos up there in parts of PA.

    Hey now, we're not all bad

    ::goes home to my hamster husband::

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  • Carrie7508Carrie7508 member
    imagekittybits21:
    imagepreppynewlywed:

    Figures she is from my home state.

    Effing weirdos up there in parts of PA.

    Hey now, we're not all bad

    ::goes home to my hamster husband::

    LMAO! 

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