::pokes BOTB::

doyous&idos

This place is DEAD tonight.

 

I need poo help. Kal's Shiit C0cktail doesn't work for me. I haven't taken a dump since SATURDAY, folks. I fear my poop will be pure concrete when it finally exits.

sweetpea7628

I ate Raisin Nut Bran every single day of my pregnancy in order to help me poop.  It sucked.  But it helped!

Lyssapee

Colace will help eventually...

Apple juice, I was sketical, but it works!

TGIFridays cob salad. (that's what I had for dinner, that worked a bit TOO well.)

doyous&idos

Apple Juice is my go to cure and even it doesn't work. It just makes my pee smell like syrup now.

RachelG83

frosted mini wheats and coffee

MaxOrTori

Colace and chinese takeout.

XXXXX222

I'm not sure how many of these are safe while pregnant, but you can look into:

milk of magnesia 

colace

mirilax

magnesium citrate

x-lax

mineral oil enema (ugh yeah I know) 

doyous&idos

This post makes me laugh. I am about to make a run for the border. If Taco Bell doesn't make me shiit, then my poop chute is officially broken.

weelass24

Colace 3 times a day, every day.  Also Fiber One bars, if you don't want to eat those, the kashi oatmeal rasin cookies have a crapload of fiber in them. 

armandos_girl

weelass24:

Colace 3 times a day, every day.  Also Fiber One bars, if you don't want to eat those, the kashi oatmeal rasin cookies have a crapload of fiber in them. 

Wee stole my answer.  That, and lots & lots of water.  You wouldn't think it would make such a difference, but it does.

jlee1106

I think you are onto something with Taco Bell. Smooth move.