Dying here- dd just wiped poop on dh's face.

CleoKitty

Dd is playing in the living room while dh and I are both on the couch. Dd came up to dh, held out her hands, starting gesturing wildly and saying "Eh! Eh! Eh!" over and over.

Dh held out his hands and dd grabbed them, then she reached up and started rubbing his face. That's when the smell hit him: 

Dd had apparently stuck her hands down her diaper and then proceeded to rub them all over dh. It's gross, I know, but it's also hysterical because my dh is one of the cleanest men I've ever known and he totally hates to touch anything dirty at all.

As you can imagine he totally freaked out, ran to the bathroom and starting lathering up with soap. He's now saying this is the single most gross thing that has ever happened to him in his life, LOL. 

 

sarahjared

I know I shouldn't laugh but I am

Temp108743750006959

yuck. I would prob throw up and I'm not a oogey person until it comes to poop.

Sahara6971

I guess it is a craptastic night for both of us. DS took off his clothes an hour ago (normal for him - he always wants to be naked and we are constantly forcing him to wear clothes). Anyway, he just picked up his underwear and was staring at them. I was like "what is that in your underwear?!?!?!"  and he goes "I think poop". YUK, YUK, YUK, he has been naked for an hour, who knows where else his butt has been.

beanzer

I am laughing so hard that my kids (who are in bed) asked me why I am laughing! ?I would bet money my husband would puke!