My child pooped in her garbage can today

cooker71

During nap time.

Here we were all excited because she slept for nearly three hours without having an accident and I go into her room and wrinkle my nose up. "Ew," I said, "it smells like poop in here."

Nora is sitting on her bed in a different outfit. She cocks her head to the side and says "Well....I just had to poop and sometimes when you poop you have to go where you can."

So yeah. There's a big hunk of poop in her trash can with about 20 of those Kandoo wipes. UGH. SO disgusting. I nearly puked. 

JOEBunny

How clever!

Sulla

These are the kinds of stories that nobody could ever make up. Ah, the joys of motherhood.

goodheartedmommy

Love it! That's so hilarious (sounds like something one of mine would do!)

Snowbride02

My DD waits until nap or bedtime to poop and goes in her underwear.  I'd consider pooping in the trash can a step up from going in her underwear, for us though.  Kids are so gross!

BubblyToes

That is awesome.

REOM

I love you children, lol.

I probably would have tossed the entire trashcan.

And Snowbride, our DDs were born on the same day. 12/18 was a good day

katie277s

:-)  Such a lady!

cooker71

Yeah REOM, I WANT to trash it but DH says we can just wash it out and spray it with Lysol. EW.

REOM

cooker71:

Yeah REOM, I WANT to trash it but DH says we can just wash it out and spray it with Lysol. EW.

WE can wash it out? Um, HE can wash it out, lol.

Brideofranken

I love it!

the ju is holding out on pooping in the potty, although she has been peeing for the last couple of days (yay!)

I think she might be waiting for nap time and bed time, too..

femmegem

I can't imagine how gross that must be, but this totally made me laugh. I needed a good laugh today.

Kapalua

ew...LOL...parenting is so glamorous!

hikerbeth

Hysterical!

camrude

gah-ros

LanaM

It's great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it!