OMG! Not sexy anymore! (TMI)

SmallandNeedy

So I tried seducing DH today.?

I slipped the strap of my dress off my shoulder, shrugged it down and straddled him on the couch.?

He was into it for half a second, and then he started laughing. A lot.

"Oh my god, WHAT?" I asked, frustrated.

"You... you have cake on your boob," he said.

Sure enough. I had chocolate cake on my boob. A perfect little circle of it right next to my nipple.

Needless to say, I didn't get any.

Of course. Of COURSE i had cake on my boob. Unbelievable.?

Liss_37

LOL

 

Baby428

Oh no!  Well at least you tried   I wish I had enough sexual energy to actually initiate sex!

sunnydays99

LMAO!!  I'm sorry!!  DH would have probably just licked it off and continued!! LOL

AMYfromKY

Between your underwear on the toothbrush story and this story I am quite sure we are twins.

sadielove

Something like this happened to me.  I had been eating trail mix and had a sunflower seed in my belly button!

CKLee1107

lol! sorry, that is pretty priceless...GL for next time!

SmallandNeedy

AMYfromKY:

Between your underwear on the toothbrush story and this story I am quite sure we are twins.

Seriously. I'm on a roll this week! ?

Jilybean17

LOL! Does he have something against chocolate cake??

jrlandrigan

LOL! I'm on the phone with my mom and I couldn't help but laugh out loud!! He could have licked it off.. you should have told him you put the cake for him, as a special treat

WonderWoman27

LMAO!

dtrigg

J.R.LANDRIGAN:

LOL! I'm on the phone with my mom and I couldn't help but laugh out loud!! He could have licked it off.. you should have told him you put the cake for him, as a special treat

Now THIS is priceless!

At least he didn't let you go through all the motions and stare at it the entire time and tell you afterward!

vegemom302

Haha!! Oh now that is funny! And you definitely should have just told him that you put it there. Better luck next time!

MrsPatterson

Hahahaha that's hilarious.  And it's been ages since I've offered sex to DH, I don't think he'd turn it down because of cake boob.  Your DH must not be as sex-starved as mine! 

nadiarl

You should of had him eat if off of you!

skinnursemandee

That is awesome!!

lilmel6

LMAO!!

just_peachy

You are too cute!

That is hilarious and my DH would have probably licked the cake off and proceeded.

Your DH is obviously tired or he would've homerunned around your ball park.

BTW, your siggy is gorgeous. So jealous.

chrystaleigh

lol...too funny

JaysonandKristin

Really!?! ?That's so good you couldn't have MADE that up! ?But, seriously, how does one get chocolate cake on their boob in the first place? ?Thanks for sharing!

emmyloustu

Too funny!! Hopefully your ego isn't too wounded.

LOVE the new siggy pic - you look fantabulous!

vmm0016

LMFAO!  DH just asked what was so funny!  I always tend to get food on my boobs somehow.  It is crazy!

roxyttandme

At least you got some more cake out of the deal right? At this point, I would rather have cake than sex.... Good for you!

LilBelly

J.R.LANDRIGAN:

LOL! I'm on the phone with my mom and I couldn't help but laugh out loud!! He could have licked it off.. you should have told him you put the cake for him, as a special treat

 

This is exactly what I thought! My DH probably would have run to the freezer for ice cream...

amjmp

LMAO!!  That is just too cute!  I think my DH would've just liked it off too. 

sheremy

Haha! I laugh only because i find crumbs in my bra on almost a daily basis now and DH makes fun of me for always spilling on my boobs and stomach. It's sad but true!!!

Prinycesa07

LOL.  Hubby def would have licked it off and kept going.

spindolphin

lol! I seem to be having issue navigating my upper region these day as well. I miss my much smaller chest c to DD and still growing oh lord at this rate they will be eating more than I do.

EMTX

**Dies**