How would you word this!?

skaplan000

Im throwing a Pirate themed party for my sons friend. I want add to the invite something about asking the kids to dress in a pirate outfit. How would you word that in the worse possible pirate talk? lol

Ridgebackmom

hahah I just found this online...hth

https://www.io.com/~sj/PirateTalk.html

 

Ashley Pharez

SKAPPPPPPPPYYYY! Where have you been? I miss you!

bargar18

Wear your favorite eye patch, shoulder parrot and swash buckeling sword!  Cause Pirates arrrrrrrrg cool!  haha!

skaplan000

I miss you too! I have been a total slacker I know! My laptop got a virus so I cant bump where I can watch the kiddies play. My desktop is in my cloffice (closet/office) lol and I now have a job were I actually have to work! lol Your brown baby is beautiful! Can you believe our kids are almost 5 months!?

Ashley Pharez

skaplan000:

I miss you too! I have been a total slacker I know! My laptop got a virus so I cant bump where I can watch the kiddies play. My desktop is in my cloffice (closet/office) lol and I now have a job were I actually have to work! lol Your brown baby is beautiful! Can you believe our kids are almost 5 months!?

I understand! Just promise to pop in and show your face every now and then! Thank you! Elle is sooo precious )))  I can't believe how fast they grow!

skaplan000

Thanks! She is quite the ham, literally! She is 19 lbs and 27 in!! She is off the charts! lol I have a strained neck and back from her and my TMJ is horrible from toting her around! lol