I love you. I really do, but I need to be honest with you about a few things...
1. I am 23 weeks along and you really can relax about me reaching above my head. It's really not going to do any harm to LO. In fact, I find it hard to believe that you never put your arms over your head during your entire pregnancy- otherwise how did you wash your hair?
2. While I am very grateful that you are opting to throw me a shower, I hope you understand the dialogue we had last night where I tactfully declined telling you how much weight I've gained/how large my belly is/etc up to the shower date for the purpose of haivng guessing games at the shower. If you want a guessing game, put some pink M&Ms in a jar and have people guess at that.
3. When DH's aunt calls and asks if she can bring along her 3 best friends that are not family and that I've seen once in the past 3 years, feel free to tell them "hell to the no" and blame it on me. DH's aunt does not need an entourage to attend the event.
Love,
Heather1979
Re: Dear Mom,