I brought an apple to work yesterday. And I swear I didn't eat it. I remember putting in my desk drawer and thinking, "I'm going to eat this tomorrow." Well, it's tomorrow and there is no apple in sight.
Who the f%& steals an apple out of someone's desk drawer? WTF?!?
Re: I think someone stole my apple!
::through mouthful of apple::
huh? oh, was this your apple? ...