S/O SA

hollymichael

I was reading both Xine's and GDFran's SA stories to DH because they were both so funny.  He thought I needed to share with you all that we had to drop off his sample at the Playboy building.  Yes, you read that right.  The lab is located in the Playboy building.  Not sure what kind of material they had b/c he did the deed at home.  I told him if he needs another one, he might want to do it there.  They probably have some good stuff!

itsmexine

LOL these SA posts are hysterical! I bet you are right about the good material. 

I told DH sorry if you were inconvienienced but I've had folks up my whoha for many years. And that is much worse that a turn and cough and having to enjoy oneself with a playboy.  I also laughed because our RE office says that the SO can "come" with them and they can use a special condom for the low price of $17. I thought maybe that was the hourly room rate at the skank hotel.

 

joyfulnature

These are KILLING me!

 DH  just had his SA yesterday, and he was all glum about it the day before. I pointed out that no one was sticking any camera or dye anywhere inside of him, nor did he have to take drugs with scary side effects,  etc. etc.

I must say he was a good sport yesterday, though. We handled things at home, and he woke up saying, "Nurse! Nurse! I'm ready to give my sample!"

FrannyS

Yesterday must have been SA day on this board!  My DH did his business at home and then I took it to the lab.

I just read this post to my DH - we were cracking up about the Playboy building.

GymDogFran

Yes, I was poked and prodded yesterday, so when DH wouldn't stop complaining, I was like, "My cervix is fine.  Thanks for asking!"

joyfulnature

GymDogFran:

Yes, I was poked and prodded yesterday, so when DH wouldn't stop complaining, I was like, "My cervix is fine.  Thanks for asking!"

Good for you!

Seriously, gentlemen, you have no idea what we have to go through! Don't complain about having to do something you used to do - and likely still do sometimes - for recreational purposes!

itsmexine

joyfulnature:

Don't complain about having to do something you used to do - and likely still do sometimes - for recreational purposes!

I heart this enitre thread. All of the SA stories crack me up. Sound like we all have guys with a great sense of humor. 

hollymichael

itsmexine:

I also laughed because our RE office says that the SO can "come" with them and they can use a special condom for the low price of $17. I thought maybe that was the hourly room rate at the skank hotel.

 

This cracked me up.  Can you even imagine walking into the room together at the RE's office with the $17 condom???