My mom has a little china box on her dresser with a couple of religious medals in it. DS got it, and fell in love. She gave it to him, because she's trying to encourage interest in church things.
So he came running into the living room with the box, and showed me the contents. I said "what do you have there, M?" and he said "I found Jesus!"
Now that's funny to begin with, but we are Forrest Gump fans around here. All I could think of was Gary Sinise saying "Have you found Jesus, Gump?" and Tom Hanks saying "I didn't know that I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."
Re: Guess what? My son has found Jesus. (You will laugh.)
That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. You could send that in to Reader's Digest and get $50. (Yes, I read RD in the doctor's office. And I love it!)
Me with my littlest.
Hilarious!
I once heard my brother's then 3 year old godson playing with a crucifix like it was an action figure, saying, "Hey! Jesusonthecross!"