Post something funny your kid has said lately HERE.

sooosie

The other day, I was sitting here talking to my sitter.  I had on capris and Ian was hiking up my pant legs and then pulling them back down.  So I pointed to my knee and said "what's this?" and he said "knee"!  And so we did that with feet, toes, etc.  Then I pointed to my legs and said "so what are these?" and he said "STICKS!"

We couldn't stop laughing.

BubblyToes

When I picked him up from school today, he had a dinosaur in his hand.  He runs up to me screeching, "It's a parasaurolophus mommy!"  Seriously?

co18co

He followed me into the bathroom this morning, closed the door (closing us both in), said "that's for privacy," and then went on to tell me that "you have a wittle 'badina, me and daddy got big penises."

 

Um, get out of the bathroom!

Jamaica_Bride

Luke has his hand in my tank top and I told them *they* (as in my BBs) we not his business, he said Yeah I know, those are Daddy's business.

Sulla

Alec was holding a lacrosse stick. He said, "I playing mah-crosse, mommy!" I said, "It's LA-crosse. Say la-la-la-LA-crosse." He said, "La-La-La-MAH-crosse!"

winery

Right now he calls me "honey", because that's what MH calls me.

Me calling:  Jonathan??

Jonathan:  Yes, honey?

SO funny.

WifeyLindsay

I was getting ready to run some errands and I asked DD to go grab her shoes. She said she didn't want to go with me, so I started singing, "i'm leaving on a jet plane, I don't know when i'll be back again." To which DD says, "Sounds good to me!!!"

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

DS went on the potty this morning then came into my bedroom butt naked with a sticker stuck to the end of the penis announcing "Hey Mom, Look at MEEE!!!!"

wildflower865

DD announced that today was Rocket's (her imaginary friend) birthday and we need to make cake.  Remembering that she scammed me back in December for a "present" for Rockets birthday in Walmart, I reminded her that she told me Rocket's birthday is December 31st.  We already celebrated it, and we just made a treat yesterday anyway because we make thunder brownies during storms.  A few minutes later she bumped into the dog and I told her she should give the dog a hug. She said "I'll do it in December."

sooosie

LOL these are hilarious!!

DevonPow

Today while waiting for his snack he yelled "where's my snack already????!!!"

When he plays trains he always insists the trains on going to Iceland. The other day he added "and Greenland, too!" (I have no idea where he gets this)

He also keeps confusing his belly button and his penis, which I find hysterical for some reason.

 

Bellisimo

Long story, but we stopped to get gas the other day on the way to an appt. which we were running surprisingly early for.  After two failed attempts to pay at the pump because the credit card machines weren't working I pulled off explaining why we were leaving without getting gas.  Apparently he detected my frustration and said, "What's wrong Mommy?  Let's talk about it!  We can get gas somewhere else.  You just have to be patient."  Totally made me stop and recognize.  He's aware of ev-er-y-thing!

Kapalua

N likes to chat with our neighbor whenever we see him outside.  Neighbor asks him "how do you like your baby sister?" and his response was "she's good. she eats a lot.  she drinks milk from mommy's BOOBIES!"  and then dissolves into a puddle of giggles.  poor neighbor didn't know what to say to that!

Bellisimo

DevonPow:

He also keeps confusing his belly button and his penis, which I find hysterical for some reason.

DS does this too!  When I was pregnant with DD and had the sexy pregnancy induced "outie" he always asked what was wrong with my penis and why was it so "wittle".  After DD was born and still had her umbi. stump he'd ask, "What's wrong with her penis?"

babykin18

The funniest thing Anthony has said yesterday is a line he has been quoting from a country song he heard.  he came to to me and sang, "God is great, beer is good and people are crazy!"

jorie

The other day I lost it with my two older girls and sent them to their room for a time-out.  When Lydia came out she told me she'd written me a song while she was in her room.  Thinking it would be very sweet and warm my heart, I asked her what the song was called.  She said it was called, "The mother who was nice to one child and mean to the other child."  I said that didn't sound like a very nice song and she goes, "Well, you'll hear it anyway." 

Littlejen22

Today he put on my bra over his shirt (and backwards) and said Mommy's boobs and laughted

About two weeks ago we were with my Mom and DS said about his stroller, Addie .go in there ,I go in there so my Mom was kidding and asked if she could go in the stroller too and he said, no you too fat - OMG, luckily my Mom is not overweight!

MelandJeff

I was singing in the car yesterday and Ian said; " Mama, stop singing! Pleeeeease!"

KoriBrett

"but mommy I want to show the geeks we put my bed in Bwyan's room"

The geeks being DH's friends. ?

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MelandJeff

jorie:

The other day I lost it with my two older girls and sent them to their room for a time-out.  When Lydia came out she told me she'd written me a song while she was in her room.  Thinking it would be very sweet and warm my heart, I asked her what the song was called.  She said it was called, "The mother who was nice to one child and mean to the other child."  I said that didn't sound like a very nice song and she goes, "Well, you'll hear it anyway." 

OMg, that is hilarious!

Temp108743750006959

he once screamed across Target, 'Hi bubble butt'...that was nice.

out of nowhere (didn't even know he knew the word), i came downstairs dressed up and he looks up and says, "mommy, you look so boo-tiful" he gets extra M&Ms for that one, lol. 

femmegem

Our kitten got up on the countertop/breakfast bar yesterday. We're constantly shooing him off, and he's constantly getting back up. So Alex says to him, "Get off the counter, Frankie! Good grief!"

We're staying with my parents and my mom says "good grief" a lot.

Bellisimo

DS just told me while playing with the necklace that I have on, "I love your necklace!  It's soooo crazy!" 

This morning when I was on my treadmill he was watching and said, "You're doing awesome Mommy!  You're really good at that!"  

 

hikerbeth

DD was running around the room in that frantic before-bedtime hour and she collapsed on the dog bed and exclaimed, "I'm out of control!!"

MediaBride

We were in Target last week and DS pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I see lots of boobies!!".  We were next to the bra section.  I had to explain to him that those are called bras and girls wear them on their boobies.  Of course, then he started the, "I have bra for my boobies, TOO, PLEEEEASE?"  Then I had to explain that boys don't have boobies, and he pulled up his shirt and pointed to his nipples, so I told girls have boobies and boys have nipples.

We were giving DS a bath that night adn I was telling DH the story and DH asked DS, "So... what do you have?"  And DS said, "My have NICKELS, and Daddy has NICKELS too!".  HIL-AR-IOUS.  We are still cracking up about it.  I almost wish we didn't correct him and get him to say nipples correctly b/c it was too funny

hikerbeth

Media:  My DD keeps calling hers "nibbles" and it cracks my_sh!t up!

WBs_Bride

We were lost trying to get to a family Christening on Sunday. We were running late, I was rummaging through the directions and trying to figure it out, DH was pissed, we were just generally tense/stressed for a bit. In the middle of it all, DD says, "You guys are going Google maps!" Yes, we absolutely were.

AviatorJJ

he ususally can't make up his mind whether he wants juice or milk. so when i ask him what he wants to drink now he says "beer, beer, beer"

SumnerBride

I've been trying to give DD1 two things to choose from whenever I can so she's easier to deal with.  It was getting to be naptime yesterday and I told her she could go now or in five minutes.  She looked at me, and said "That's not my choice!"

We were at the store the other day, grocery shopping, and this lady in front of us in line had a hacking cough.  Ashlyn says "Mommy, is she sick?" really loudly, to which I replied "I don't know honey-I don't know her.  She is coughing though."  So Ashlyn says, "She's not covering her mouth Mommy.  That's bad manners.  We should tell her."  Of course, the lady totally heard and I was mortified.  She turns around and says to Ashlyn, "Excuse me honey-I forgot to cover my mouth.  You're right, I should have." She was nice about it.  Hoping it was over, I just smiled, and of course, Ashlyn says to her, "That's okay, Mommy isn't mad at you!"

GreenEggs&Ham

me - 'DD, you need to be quiet now"

her - "Mommy, I will be quiet when I am done talking"

excitedtobemrs

L and I were in BB&B the other day when he pointed to the candy at the checkout and said: "Mommy, wan that."

Me: "No, you don't need candy."

He stared at the male cashier for a minute & said: "Hey Boy."

Male Cashier: "yeah, Buddy?"

L: "you get me that candy right there pease?"

CubbyMama

In the line at the grocery store, Keira asked, "What's this?" and pointed to a pack of gum.  I said, "That's gum."  So then she started looking at the packages:

(looking at one with a strawberry on it):  "This is strawberry gum!"

Me: "That's right!"

(looking at one with a banana on it):  "This is banana gum!"

Me:  "That's right!"

(looking at one with cinnamon sticks on it):  "This is hot dog gum!"

Me:  *laughing hysterically*

mikeandmonica

We have had a few lately.  My favorite was the night he started saying "by the way" - everything was "by the way mom, I want this"  "by the way mom, I'm getting some supper"  "mom, by the way, I love you"

 A few days ago I was feeding DS2, and I snuggled him because he has a cold and DS1 says "Mom, I want a hug too" "Sorry buddy, I can't right this second because I'm feeding DS2.  I will get him to bed in a couple of minutes and I can snuggle you then, okay?"  him:  "FINE - I'll just hug myself then!"  And he wrapped his arms around himself and stuck his lower lip out to pout.  It was so freaking cute I had to put DS2 down (and he proceeded to scream because you don NOT interrupt bottle time for him) and give him a hug.