just back from the honeymooon and I'm PREGO!!!!

Oct08bridge

Breezie17:

Oh and can you please explain how it felt when the sperm met the egg, in great detail?  I have always wanted to know! 

HAHA me too!

Carrot303

I love all the people taking this seriously.

MUD = Made Up Drama

justrachet

Breezie17:

Oh and can you please explain how it felt when the sperm met the egg, in great detail?  I have always wanted to know! 

That would be great. I didn't feel it myself. Maybe I'm just not "in tune."

Stepheniedl

O.K. ladies I am new to this board. Do you girls get a lot of MUD?

Kie310

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

 

halloweenmom06

Check out the newest post about sore boobs.  LMAO...Really LMAO

dunvilles

HA HAHA OMG... I hope you're just kidding...

Lady Disdain

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

Was there a lilt of romantic music in the background too?  

BLAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.

ashely929

octwed07:

Oh, and just when i thought my friday afternoon was going to be slow! 

me too, me too.  hahah

loregopar

CapitolBaby:

I need to get some popcorn, pull up a chair, and watch this thread go nuts.

Popcorn is such a great idea!! Working on it right now...

amjowil81

<<sits back and gets the popcorn>>

Temp785382312506150

Oh come on, this one isn't even entertaining.

:::yawn:::

Gretchen kiolbasa

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

?

yeah, definitely MUD

go waste your money on a PG test and report back to us how dumb you are?

Starlight1111

Okay who let the AE out? We have got to start locking the door.

KateAggie

I got PG on my honeymoon, too.  It happens.  Kate&Will, be prepared though.  My honeymoon baby stayed in utero for almost an entire year (she was born 6 days before our 1 year anniversary.)  It totally sucked.  Most people only have 9 month pregnancies, apparently.  I think maybe I'm like 1/32nd elephant?

B!tchBeckman

LadyHollywood:

Oh boy.  Here we go!

BECKMAN GET IN HERE!

 Im here!!!

Thanks for the link!

Might I add:  

OP: are you a complete blundering buffoon?! I wish I could just reach through and just smack you for being such a complete moron!

"I felt his sperm meet my egg" What did they flucking shake hands and dance a jig?! How about my Fist meet your throat?!

You are a TROLL, I Call MUD- I say "baby gaga" and good day! 

Gretchen kiolbasa

KateAggie:

I got PG on my honeymoon, too.? It happens.? Kate&Will, be prepared though.? My honeymoon baby stayed in utero for almost an entire year (she was born 6 days before our 1 year anniversary.)? It totally sucked.? Most people only have 9 month pregnancies, apparently.? I think maybe I'm like 1/32nd elephant?

God please be kidding, thats not even physically possible

MikesFavoriteWife

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

LMAO!!!

Seriously I don't care if its MUD, this is great!!!

madhatter2003

They just get better and better don't they.

luss0025

MUD or not...this is amazing

NikkiMarie

no MUD at the beach...

Fuzzy8252

Rule 1: Take test.

Rule 2: Post when you get the BFP.

Buy yourself the value pack... comes in handy for a few months.

pixy_stix

to all the funsuckers.  Go foist your reality on someone else.

 

So, OP, was it like fireworks when the sperm hit the egg?  Or was it more like the "Look Who's Talking" movie?

madeleines_mommy

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

 

ok honey... bahahahahahhaha

erin.m

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

 

You can feel the sperm meet the egg?  LMFAO

 

krystal0707

Yea, congrats!  I wish ours had worked out like that, but we were about 1 month late.  We are still on our way at 5 weeks prego right now.

H&H 9 months

jessiecow

KateAggie:

I got PG on my honeymoon, too.  It happens.  Kate&Will, be prepared though.  My honeymoon baby stayed in utero for almost an entire year (she was born 6 days before our 1 year anniversary.)  It totally sucked.  Most people only have 9 month pregnancies, apparently.  I think maybe I'm like 1/32nd elephant?

ummm, what?

ladyjester

pixy_stix:

to all the funsuckers.  Go foist your reality on someone else.

 

So, OP, was it like fireworks when the sperm hit the egg?  Or was it more like the "Look Who's Talking" movie?

  Beautiful!!!!

Mrs.Bible

gunnitk:

KateAggie:

I got PG on my honeymoon, too.  It happens.  Kate&Will, be prepared though.  My honeymoon baby stayed in utero for almost an entire year (she was born 6 days before our 1 year anniversary.)  It totally sucked.  Most people only have 9 month pregnancies, apparently.  I think maybe I'm like 1/32nd elephant?

God please be kidding, thats not even physically possible

Forget the OP - this right here is ridiculous...please tell us your joking...UGH

rhawkins06

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

Sorry but you would NOT have these symptoms this early on.

Stepheniedl

pixy_stix:

to all the funsuckers.  Go foist your reality on someone else.

 

So, OP, was it like fireworks when the sperm hit the egg?  Or was it more like the "Look Who's Talking" movie?

hahahaha I remember that part in look who talking. did you feel all the sperm try to race each other and push each other out of the way.

blessedinthewest

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

Sorry to rain on your parade but all the rest of us waited to announce our pregnancy until after we got a positive HPT.  But here's to hoping! 

christinakprice

Jen&Louie:

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

BEST LINE EVER!!!!!

 

  My thoughts exactly.

If you really are, then congrats!  Take a test and see your Doc.

loregopar

jessiecow:

KateAggie:

I got PG on my honeymoon, too.  It happens.  Kate&Will, be prepared though.  My honeymoon baby stayed in utero for almost an entire year (she was born 6 days before our 1 year anniversary.)  It totally sucked.  Most people only have 9 month pregnancies, apparently.  I think maybe I'm like 1/32nd elephant?

ummm, what?

Bwahahaha!! I'm sorry nobody seemed to get your sarcasm, KateAggie!

nellibell7

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

 so did the sperm also let you know whether it's a boy or girl?

Mrs.Bible

loregopar:

jessiecow:

KateAggie:

I got PG on my honeymoon, too.  It happens.  Kate&Will, be prepared though.  My honeymoon baby stayed in utero for almost an entire year (she was born 6 days before our 1 year anniversary.)  It totally sucked.  Most people only have 9 month pregnancies, apparently.  I think maybe I'm like 1/32nd elephant?

ummm, what?

Bwahahaha!! I'm sorry nobody seemed to get your sarcasm, KateAggie!

Oh THANK GOD this was a joke...I was about to say WTH???

mandy12345

Holy moley I give you an A+ for your optimism! I acutally had a honeymoon baby myself....couldn't tell you I was pregnant a few days after sexy time though.  

BuddhaKitty

Kate&Will62009:

well, we had alot of sex and it was the right time, so I'm just SURE. I could feel his sperm meet my egg, I think. And I'm already cramping and bloated! And my boobs are sooooo sore!!!! I think they are bigger too!!!

justrachet

KateAggie:

I got PG on my honeymoon, too.  It happens.  Kate&Will, be prepared though.  My honeymoon baby stayed in utero for almost an entire year (she was born 6 days before our 1 year anniversary.)  It totally sucked.  Most people only have 9 month pregnancies, apparently.  I think maybe I'm like 1/32nd elephant?

That's my favorite part.

Stepheniedl

justrachet:

KateAggie:

I got PG on my honeymoon, too.  It happens.  Kate&Will, be prepared though.  My honeymoon baby stayed in utero for almost an entire year (she was born 6 days before our 1 year anniversary.)  It totally sucked.  Most people only have 9 month pregnancies, apparently.  I think maybe I'm like 1/32nd elephant?

That's my favorite part.

 

Me tooo