Do you call people douchebags IRL?

102503Natalie

I like that word and don't find many opportunities to say it IRL, unfortunately.  Just curious how often you say it if you do say it IRL.

jade_sweatpea

I never heard of this word until the nest/bump

Califlorida

i prefer cvnt.  but it's usually said while i'm driving and directed at whoever has just cut me off or endangered my life.  so not sure it counts.

J+O

The only time I remember using it was when I was referring to a dead beat dad.?

KaitlynDC6

Never. But, since seeing it so much on here, I'll throw it in there to DH every once in a while - we always get a giggle from it.

Mrs.State746

Daily!  I call DH a DB all the time.  It's his pet name....I know horrible but it's funny. 

 I also call most people DB when I am driving.  It's one of my favorite words....

I also enjoy using some of the names I learned from here like

Fvcktard and Twatwaffle.

LilMissLadybug

My brothers do. I cringe everytime I hear it.

mlf625

Yes. ?Actually, DS's middle name is DeeBag. ?

Heather R

I actually do (not to their faces, but if I'm gossiping with a girlfriend or something)

Danie.T

On the rare occasion directly to someone. Pretty often to myself after someone does something douche like.

mrskadams

Nope.  I prefer to drop the f bomb.  fvckwad is one of my favorites, but I'm trying to watch my mouth these days.

102503Natalie

mlf625:

Yes.  Actually, DS's middle name is DeeBag.

ROFL

I also like asshat and twatwaffle.  Again, words I don't use much IRL but for which I have a fond appreciation.

JAC1027

mlf625:

Yes.  Actually, DS's middle name is DeeBag.

Wha?  You call your baby boy a D-bag?

carolinag

wow. i use it waaaay too often. i've tried to switch to d-bags for the babies sake. although i'm not sure effing and d-bag are all that much better if a baby/toddler says it......

102503Natalie

carolinag:

wow. i use it waaaay too often. i've tried to switch to d-bags for the babies sake. although i'm not sure effing and d-bag are all that much better if a baby/toddler says it......

I'm bad with effing and mother fecker.  I really don't think it's much better.  I'm sure Anna will pick it up and teach it to all of her daycare friends.  Once she starts speaking, that is.

mlf625

No. ?Please have your sarcasm meter checked at your earliest opportunity. ?Thanks.

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EDIT: the quote didn't work. ?This was addressed at JAC's concern that I call DS DeeBag for realz. ?Which I do not.?

nbjenni

My dad refers to STBXH as Super Douche Bag, or SDB. Yes, my dad.

buttahbear

All the time, it's my insult of choice.

JAC1027

mlf625:

No.  Please have your sarcasm meter checked at your earliest opportunity.  Thanks.

 

EDIT: the quote didn't work.  This was addressed at JAC's concern that I call DS DeeBag for realz.  Which I do not. 

Well, I had to be sure b/c there are people out there who think its *cute* to refer to their children in some disparaging way.  Wasn't sure if I needed to put you on a watch list of some sort.

mlf625

JAC1027:

mlf625:

No. ?Please have your sarcasm meter checked at your earliest opportunity. ?Thanks.

?

EDIT: the quote didn't work. ?This was addressed at JAC's concern that I call DS DeeBag for realz. ?Which I do not.?

Well, I had to be sure b/c there are people out there who think its *cute* to refer to their children in some disparaging way.? Wasn't sure if I needed to put you on a watch list of some sort.

You mean like Team Taco? ?::vomits::

The worst DS gets called is CrazyPants. ?;)?

akiernan

Why yes, yes I do.

I'm fond of calling people out on all sorts of douchbaggery.  

Amy Schramm

To someone's face? Um, no.

Behind someone's back or under my breath? ?All the time.

smacb

all the time

stephm0188

Often. "Hey douche. Thanks for cutting me off!"

Moon_Safari

I do...it's my word of choice when I'm angry at other drivers.

Kentuckychick_8201

I say it but I have never felt the need to say it to someone's face, although it was very tempting here recently. 

IckyThump

buttahbear:

All the time, it's my insult of choice.

Same here, except I shorten it to just "douche". There's actual video footage of a drunk me yelling to my brother at his wedding "You know, your videographer is a real douche". Ironically enough, it was shot by the videographer. We couldn't believe he left it in, lol.

*blondiem*

I use it all the time. It's not very becoming, but oh well. I work with a bunch of rough-around-the-edges men, and they think it's quite funny when I spout off 'douche' or 'd-bag' or some other varying form of the term. It's kind of turning into a bad habit. LOL!!

*blondiem*

nbjenni:

My dad refers to STBXH as Super Douche Bag, or SDB. Yes, my dad.

HA! My Dad calls my sisters STBXH the D-bag of the Century!! 

He totally got the word from me. Which is even funnier!

buttahbear

IckyThump:

buttahbear:

All the time, it's my insult of choice.

Same here, except I shorten it to just "douche". There's actual video footage of a drunk me yelling to my brother at his wedding "You know, your videographer is a real douche". Ironically enough, it was shot by the videographer. We couldn't believe he left it in, lol.

 HAHAHAHA!!!!!

janal

Constantly.