Meat: I don't eat it, but I love talking about it.

Brideofranken

This post is full of statements about MEAT!

1. I am working on a watercolor of a t-bone to hang in my kitchen. Currently the only art I have in my kitchen is a painting of Larry King's mugshot. it is all in monochromatic reds, and I LOVE it.

2. my favorite insult is jerk-meat.

3. once I put a steak in my mouth just to see what it would be like.

4. I have drawings of meat from the last 15 years...it is a habit. I draw meat all the live long day. Guess what I'll be doing with my new red pen! yup. Drawing meats!

5. If/ when I have time, I plan to attempt a photo realistic painting of ground meat. (raw)

6. I poke meat at the grocery. ( but not all the way through the plastic.)

7. Someone made me a personalized zippo lighter with a t-bone steak on it that he saved from a scribble I made on a napkin at a diner (I almost married him, but he was actually a jerkmeat)

8. If I was a a richy rich I would have an office in my home with tbone wall paper and a framed 8x10 picture of every us president.

9. My kids have never had a meat.

10. I am considering petitoning the art gallery behind my house to let me do a meat art show, but I am too embarrassed.

cooker71

::_cock slap::

Snap into a Slim Jim!?

Brideofranken

I have these urges...2 of them- one is to slap some stranger across the back of the neck while waiting on line at a convenience store ( slim jim! )

the other is to just smack something out of someone's hands...like a glass of water, or a bowl of popcorn....

what do you think the charges would be for the first one if the cops got involved? assault with a meatstick?

cooker71

First-degree meat assault? Beefing with intent to injure?

Brideofranken

cooker71:

First-degree meat assault? Beefing with intent to injure?

 

beefing!!! LOVE that. I am going to be in the paper for a beefing.

happ17

mmm...I love slim jims, just try to not think about the "mechanically separated chicken"

Really though, what IS that?  

AnnapolisLari

I found out what mechanically separated chicken is the other day! I am fairly certain that ignorance is bliss in this situation. You'll thank me.