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entertaining/embarassing moment of the day

BatStafunyBatStafuny
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today at work i did something i try to avoid:  crap.  i had to use the front office restroom b/c of end of grade testing throughout the school (staff bathrooms are closed).  i tried to be quick, quiet, and not too smelly.  i hate crapping in public.

also, i have a thing about touching public toilets with my hands, so i usually use my foot to press down the handle to flush (when reasonable).

i was in such a hurry to get out of there, when i stood up i tried pulling up my panties/pants and flushing with my foot all at the same time...

my sandal got caught in the bottom of my pants and i toppled over, falling bare assed on the bathroom floor.  ew.

i also twisted the hell outta my ankle.  it's all swollen and blue.  luckily my class was in the gym, so i pulled myself together and went to my classroom where i sat with a can of cherry dr. pepper on my ankle until i was brave enough to limp back to the office and ask for a bag of ice.

i told everyone i tripped over a chair in the classroom.   Confused

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  • bannedmonkeybannedmonkey

    YAY!!! I love seeing you on earlier! How are you doing?? I've been following your blog and I am so thrilled to hear your dad is doing better.

    Sorry about the crappy fall. Teehhehe, couldn't help myself!

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  • JennyAnne022776JennyAnne022776 member
    OMG!  I'm sorry, but that is a hilarious visual.  BTW, I hope your ankle feels better soon.  And that your school year ends quickly.  Big Smile
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  • AutumnBride102007AutumnBride102007 member
    LOL!!! Bats!! You poor thing!!  The good news is that with a hurt ankle, DH will have to do all the work..if you know what i mean "wink wink nudge nudge* LOLWink
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  • nikinikininenikinikinine member
    that's so funny and not so funny at the same time. Sorry bat!
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  • mrsadamc 05mrsadamc 05 member

    That sucks.  I used to work for a foot dr. so here is my advice for your ankle:  ice and elevation, on the way home stop at a pharmacy and get an elastic ankle brace (kind of like an ace bandage crossed with a sock).  Wear the brace for at least 1 week and you should be good to go. 

     

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  • happysonghappysong
    LOL. Visualizing that story is hilarious. At least your foot didn't go IN the toilet before you fell. I'm glad you are OK!
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  • MrsCarroll.6-10-07MrsCarroll.6-10-07 member
    I'm so sorry to hear that happened to you. But in all honesty, I laughed when I first read it. I'm so sorry! I hope you feel better soon. Did you have to fill out an accident report?!
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  • canthardlywait426canthardlywait426
    Oh that really sucks! I hope your ankle feels better!
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  • EsteneEstene

    Hi Bats!

    OMG! Sorry about your experience!  cant believe you fell, thats worse than touching the toilet! 

    Hope your ankle feels better, Ice and elevate tonight!

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  • engrider18engrider18 member
    imageM.Monkey.:

    Sorry about the crappy fall. Teehhehe, couldn't help myself!

    LOL

    Good thing no one caught you so you can have a cover story :) Hope your ankle feels better.

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  • BatStafunyBatStafuny

    ;)  thanks for the well wishes.  I'm RICEing it.  It'll be a'ight.  I did not fill out an accident report, namely b/c I was wearing flipflops (a no-no) and they caused the fall.

    i just HAD to share The True Story of the Swollen Ankle... it was too funny to keep secret.

    hmm... i'm actually wondering if i even DID get the toilet flushed.  oops.

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  • kb75kb75
    I'm so sorry, but I had to LOL b/c that's totally something that I would do. Hope you feel better soon!
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