Throatpunch party! You're all invited but have to bring a guest

mavilabride

And the game: Who are you bringing and why?

I'll be bringing my former HR Manager who got me laid off and then calls me 3 years later to get her son an internship with my company.

~Throatpunch~

BearkatLou

My OB/GYN... he used the words "no big deal" yesterday. I wanted to kick him in the face while he was down in lady land performing an internal.

chels0120

I'd like to bring my DH because he knows I need him right now and is being totally distant and I want to throatpunch him and tell him there are  bigger things than him right now!

Mrs.Foreste

I'll bring my co worker who announced to my office how scary & gross my boob stretch marks were yesterday... in front of my male boss too.

::points to my post yesterday & adds another throatpunch::

cedens

so appropriate for my day today....

i will be bringing my soon-to-be EX boss...

he has given me nothing but a hard time since he found out i was pregnant as well as asked personal information about my health continually...

when i told him i am going out early due to high bp and wont be back til after maternity leave in October, he told me he is NOT going to hold my job for me! oh and then he gives me a list of things "To-Do" before i leave.... HA...yea....oooooookkkkkk!

screw u - a$$hole!

a big THROATPUNCH to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(today is my last day! yippeee!) i couldn't be happier!

orion09

Thanks for the invite... I'm bringing my older cousin since he decided to ask me at the memorial day family function this past weekend how much weight i've gained... and before I could even get a smart answer out  he said... "at least 50 lbs right... i mean you're huge!! I never thought I'd see you get that fat!"

and for the record he has already been throat punched....i couldn't hold it in... 

kiki-W

i am bring anyone who can stand up or sit down without grunting and grasping for a hand to help them.

i can't seem to sit or stand without sounding like 90 yr old man.

hisbabybear

I will be bringing my grandma who insists that i am in labor everyday and calls me yelling at me to go to the hospital before i lose the babY!!!

THROAT PUNCH!! 

sandyk51306

I'd like to bring 90% of the people my sister invited to our shower this Saturday (like tomorrow) because they didn't RSVP until TUESDAY (invitations were sent out 3 weeks ago!) and now we are scrambling around to get a final headcount and make sure we have enough food. Throatpunches all around!!

Sugar Honeybiscuits

I'm coming!  And I'm bringing the a$$ clowns who live at the end of my street who like to play basketball at the park next door until after dark.  And they cuss like sailors and listen to their music from their stupid truck that they park right in front of our house.  Thanks douche bags...I love listening to crappy hard rock music while I'm trying to wind down and watch the news before bed. 

mitzi goodson

I will enjoy this party very much....I am going to bring my boss.  She is going to be the one covering for me while I am out on maternity leave & instead of me sitting down & training her while she take notes so that she will know how to do everything she is having me type everything out in detail because she is "busy" & can only train with me for about a week; does she realize how long that will take me?  Does she realize that I still have to do everything that I have to type up??  Do I know the mess that I will be walking into when I return......DAMN HER!!

amhough

I'm bringing my boss who passed me over for a promotion this week, but then tells me that since the person who did get the position won't be able to start for thrity days, I can just "pick up the slack" until then.  Including coming in on my day off to take conference calls and do interviews.  Ummm, not happening! ::Throatpunch::

Cristydz

I have two.

First is DH.  He keeps complaining to me about everything.  Like how the living room and dining room are a mess.  It is mostly gifts from our shower that I can't put away because he still has a bunch of his crap in the nursery.  He is also being a complete jerk about me buying a new car.  I didn't get the one he wanted me to so he is being a baby about it.  But the worst is fighting about the baby's name.  He won't budge on what he wants and has some nasty reason for not like any of my suggestions.  He has made me cry about it several times.

*throatpunch*

The other is SMIL.  She and MIL are having a shower for me tomorrow, which is nice, but she is making me and MIL nuts.  She keeps calling MIL about every minute detail that is of no importance.  She has also sent me many texts asking me goofy stuff, like what I would like to drink.  I know she is trying to make it nice, but sheesh!  The worst was last week when she texted me that my registry was getting sparse, and that I might want to add to it.  So after DH's grandfather's funeral, I ran to Target and added stuff to that registry.  Guess what- not one single thing has been purchased from any of my registries!  As if my time isn't limited enough as it is, I made time I didn't have to go do that for absolutely no reason.

*throatpunch*

JasonsMauiMama

Mrs.Foreste:

I'll bring my co worker who announced to my office how scary & gross my boob stretch marks were yesterday... in front of my male boss too.

::points to my post yesterday & adds another throatpunch::

I might skip bringing my own guest and join in throatpunching yours. (One of us can throatpunch while the other holds her cigarettes, since they're so important to her...)

 

kristeljade

DH for telling the IL's our name.  It was supposed to be a surprise, but I heard his mom on the phone telling him how much the whole family loves the name we picked.  (She talks LOUD, I wasn't listening in hehe).

SIL for continuing to remind us that they aren't finding out the sex of their baby, because that's how God intended.  And, for telling me I shouldn't enjoy the occasional pepsi when her weight gain is WAY out of control.

Please know that I would never judge the weight gain of another pregnant woman, unless she's giving me unsolicited advice about MY unhealthy diet.

sarahryandrewlo

I'm coming!! And, I'll bring my mom b/c she has been getting to me the last several months and I want to throat punch her almost evertime she says something crappy.  And, I'll bring my DH- see post above about shower postponed. BIG throat punch to you love.

This party rocks. Lets have one everyday!

HDxNxJ

Ohh fun! I am bringing my DH's side of the family who all waited till the last minute to tell us they were NOT coming to the shower. And since they aren't coming, his grandmother who wanted to come.. now can't because she doesn't drive.

THROATPUNCH!!!

kristeljade

sarahryandrewlo:

This party rocks. Lets have one everyday!

Fantastic idea!

2007wife

my MIL for being a complete idiot who does not have an ounce of common sense and  has lost touch with reality. She also sent DH a nasty email the other day telling him she was disappointed she is in him an dhow she feels he is now difficult to talk to. Reality is she is crazy and impossible to talk to or reason with.