Since its slow, I thought I'd share what my little comedian said yesterday.
I was putting Max to bed and couldn't find his pacifier. Here's my conversation with Sam, who was playing on the floor:
Me: Sam, where is Max's pacifier?
Sam: I don't know.
Me: Can you help Mommy find it?
Sam, still playing and not looking up at me: I'm not the guy who works here.
I honestly don't know where he got that from, but it shut me up and got me to stop bothering him.
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