who weighs 350.
Yes, that's how my day as SECRETARY is going. She didn't want a guy in there so I got the honors. I'll just say, I have now seen parts of this woman I hoped I'd never see. Stark. Freakin'. Naked. To put on a corset for her back.
I need a drink. She's a sweetie, I love this lady. But I didn't need to see 92 year old coochie just after lunch.
I hope I die before I get old. (kidding!)
Re: You haven't lived until you've put a corset on a 92 year old lady
you're going to need a few of these!
I looked ALL THROUGH this post for a "that's what she said..."
Damn.
I was laughing until you got to the coochie part.
Then I threw up in my mouth justalittlebit.