So, I was about this Edy's fruit pop that I had been craving. The next thing I know, my lips are completely stuck to the Popsicle! I'm talking like scene from A Christmas Story stuck! It pulled the skin off of my lips! Now I have a whole box that I'm afraid to eat for fear of losing my lips. Can I get a refund?
Re: NBR: My lips just got stuck to a popsicle