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MamaMyers22

My brother and sister are about 5 years apart.  One day when my sister was around 16 or 17 our younger brother came running out of her room crying and holding a pair of thong underwear.  He had been snooping in her dresser and he came across them.  He was so upset that she would "actually" wear them.

He's 17 now and we still tease him mercilessly about this. 

houndbaby

I'm 8 years older than my youngest brother, one time when I was in high school I went to get my laundry out of the laundry room and caught my him wearing my bra.

One of my brother D told my youngest brother T, who was 5 at the time, that he as a yellow alien and that D was inside him and he wouldn't let him out unless he was his slave for the day. Later that night D woke up to T standing over him with a pair of scissors, he was going to cut D out of the "alien". Luckily my parents heard him screaming.

dawnzer

One of my younger sisters (3 years apart) was ALWAYS on the phone when I was in HS, so if anyone would call for me, she would be the one to answer it.

Well- anytime a guy would call for me she would talk to him and make up stupid nicknames for each of them. ?Then, if (God forbid) a guy would come over to the house to pick me up, she would bug them to go buy her a Big Mac!!! ?Geez... make it seem like we never eat or something! ?

She played the part of annoying little sister REALLY well. ?We get along great as adults though, LOL.?

beebe929

We always had sedans for the family car.  Being the youngest I always had to sit in the middle.

So my dad decided we would draw names.  So he wrote R M L on paper... my sis and bro were smart and realized that the R/L would have an "edge". And drew that way.

I said "this is going to be a hellish ride" and it was.

Karen_77

My brother used to tell me when I was like 5 that I was adopted because there weren't as many baby pictures of me and my mom didn't do a baby book for me but had this elaborate completed one for him (had a first lock of hair and everything!).  Sucks not being the 1st born!  

My brother was also really into WWF wrestling back in the (circa Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan) and he would always try to power slam me or whatever and I would scream and cry when he picked me up and my Mom would punish both of us and I would ask why I was getting punished and she would say because "I let him do it". 

So funny.

Kari Merks

Not really a sibling story, but hilarious, nonetheless. 

At my aunt's wedding reception (at the country club), my brother, Ryan, and 2 cousins, Jeff and Kurt (all about 10 yrs old) were running around chasing each other when everyone heard a giant crash.  We all run over and see one of the plate glass windows is broken.  Everyone then turns to look at Ryan and Jeff (the resident trouble makers) and starts blaming them.  Turns out it was the angel cousin, Kurt, (the bride's twin's son) that ran through the window.  His excuse?  They were playing hide-n-seek and he thought it was an open door.  LOLOL

cajuncutie0169

i convinced my sister (7 years younger) that llamas spit acid and it would burn you if it got on you. we went to the zoo and one spit on her....she had a breakdown lol

TARAnj

my brother who is 8 years younger ordered me a thong in the mail on my dads credit card.  it was a size xs....ha ha ha!

Sarahb34743

My sister is 10yrs younger than me and 7 younger than my brother. My brother and I used to fish off the dock behind our home and she'd come running out making a bunch of noise whenever she was home. It would "scare the fish" so we'd get mad at her and tell her the Crypt Keeper lived under the dock and would get her if she went past a certain part...only problem was she didnt know the name "Crypt Keeper" she was just scared of the guy popping up at the begining of the show (Tales from the Crypt) so we had to name him...Charlie! LOL Cause Charlie is a real scary name

Sunny1inTucson

We were at the park, my sister was probably 3 or 4, she saw white stuff on the picnic and ate it before we could stop her. It was bird poop!!!!!!

LukyNLuv

My sister (5 years younger) had an enormous long mop of curly hair (mine was straight as sticks). Every time we got in the car she would fold down the arm rest and fall asleep right away her hair would flop over to my side.

I would pull her hair out strand my strand until she woke up crying.

Fish4Fun

DH & BIL chased SIL around saying "Harry Potter" when they were little because it annoyed her.  When MIL forbade them to say it anymore, they kept going but changed the name to "Larry Rogers."

I was going to use one of me & my bro, but every funny story I could come up with was actually more mean than anything else.
 

ss+el

TARAnj:

my brother who is 8 years younger ordered me a thong in the mail on my dads credit card.  it was a size xs....ha ha ha!

FOFL!

What possessed him to do this??

Hmm, when my youngest brother was about 3 or 4, my mom worked part time at my school and was allowed to bring him with her. One day, he saw this red thing on the wall and decided to see what happened when he pulled on it. Even though the priest thought it was hilarious, my brother was afraid him after that, because he renamed him 'trouble'.