so...H has the swine flu

nbjenni

So I got a phone call today from "D"H - the first one in three weeks. I thought he was going to ask about Audrey's helmet that she got today. Nope.

He has the SWINE FLU, ZOMG!

I seriously had to hold the phone away while I LMAO. Apparently, his co-worker's wife is a nurse where the sick kids from a neighboring school were treated. She got sick, husband got sick, and spread it to H at work.

Chances are he is just full o'sh!t. But if not, I hope he craps his pants.

BabyDavison

karma much?  I also hope he craps his pants- and then you can make a blinky!

april062604

lol. ?now he's officially a swine!

macchiatto

Wow! Well at least it was someone deserving ...

jlc071903

I agree with pp...completely and totally karma. 

I sure hope though that his stupid butt hasn't been around your girls lately.

nbjenni

jlc071903:

I agree with pp...completely and totally karma. 

I sure hope though that his stupid butt hasn't been around your girls lately.

No, not in two weeks thank goodness!

pea-kay

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahah! karma's a biitch!

jd0614

Wow, I missed the backstory, but sounds like he deserves it.  Karma is a B*TCH!

sweater

april062604:

lol. ?now he's officially a swine!

LOVE it!?

ncsubride

A very deserving canidate.

sweater

You know Jenn...the more I think about this, it's prob CRAP. There's only 132 cases reported as of this morning...so he's one of them?

How convenient right before the weekend...don't ya think?

(it takes 1-3 days to get results of the flu too)?

nbjenni

sweater:

You know Jenn...the more I think about this, it's prob CRAP. There's only 132 cases reported as of this morning...so he's one of them?

How convenient right before the weekend...don't ya think?

(it takes 1-3 days to get results of the flu too) 

Probably, but that is completely fine by me. His parents made him check into a hotel since his dad has such a weak immune system from his transplant.

Heather.D

nbjenni:

sweater:

You know Jenn...the more I think about this, it's prob CRAP. There's only 132 cases reported as of this morning...so he's one of them?

How convenient right before the weekend...don't ya think?

(it takes 1-3 days to get results of the flu too) 

Probably, but that is completely fine by me. His parents made him check into a hotel since his dad has such a weak immune system from his transplant.

Hilarious.  Especially if this a story he made up for your sympathy and now he has to pay for a hotel. Either way, karma!

 I had a dream about you last night, Jennifer! I was calling you because I wanted the name of good divorce attorney for my parents. It was so weird....

SNL0605

Give me a L

Give me an O

Give me a S

Give me an E

Give me a R

What's that spell? Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser!

nbjenni

Heather.D:

nbjenni:

sweater:

You know Jenn...the more I think about this, it's prob CRAP. There's only 132 cases reported as of this morning...so he's one of them?

How convenient right before the weekend...don't ya think?

(it takes 1-3 days to get results of the flu too) 

Probably, but that is completely fine by me. His parents made him check into a hotel since his dad has such a weak immune system from his transplant.

Hilarious.  Especially if this a story he made up for your sympathy and now he has to pay for a hotel. Either way, karma!

 I had a dream about you last night, Jennifer! I was calling you because I wanted the name of good divorce attorney for my parents. It was so weird....

Oh man, that IS weird. I've had many dreams about people from here. Maybe that should tell me to take a bump vacation, lol.

Moonpie73

Amen to that.  ha ha ha

Babyroni

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!  Just what he deserves!

Jessarella

SNL0605:

Give me a L

Give me an O

Give me a S

Give me an E

Give me a R

What's that spell? Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!