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FutureMrsWagner

Okay, so yesterday Caleb and I were inside Haley's school waiting for her to get out.  I realized that I had a "female emergency" b/c AF is here this week.  So, after lugging my 26 pound baby on my hip all the way back to my car in extreme heat (wondering if it was showing through my pants yet), we get back into the school and the office lady won't let me go to the bathroom without checking in as a visitor.  So, I'm standing there in the office praying that my pants are red, holding Caleb who, at this point, feels like he weighs about a ton.  I finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize that Caleb has no shoes on....I refuse to stand him barefooted on the bathroom floor.  So, I hold him in one arm (which is about to break off) while I use the restroom, dig through my purse for a tampon, finish doing what I need to do and realize that my panties were beyond the point of being able to wear at this point (sorry if TMI).  So, continuing to hold my now very squirmy, heavy baby, I ever so gracefully take off my pants while balancing on top of my flip flops, take off my panties, wrap toilet paper all around them (of course it's school toilet paper...ya know, the kind that is so thin it tears when you touch it and is in those huge dispensers that only dispenses like 1/2 inch at a time), stick them in my purse, and put my pants back on.  At this point, Caleb is practically grunting from being slung over one arm while I do all of this.  Handwashing was fun too.  OMG!  The situations I get myself into!  LOL!

star21gazer

Wow I am amazed that you could do all of that while holding Caleb and one handed!  I have heard that you learn to do lots one handed but that one is a new one

sdkrlm

oh geez.  I think I would have just let caleb stand barefoot and then sanitze the heck out of him later at that point. 

and - I bet he'll be wearing shoes on your outtings from now on

12106mrsmun

LMAO!!  I can totally picture that....it's amazing the things us moms can do, isn't it?!

loyo03

so something that would happen to me!

Erin&Gregg07

can we say super mom? lol that's amazing!

alijns

That is pretty good!  I can hold one while I go in a public restroom but I don't think I could have done all that.  I probably would have fallen in the toilet.