DH is gonna turn me in.

VanessaRae9608

I am so DAMN gassy its RIDICULOUS...he just said "You better be pregnant or else you are just bloated and farty for nothing and that is GROSS" HA

Really I was trying to scare him off the couch so that I could watch AI and DWTS but instead the Celtics/Sox are on. Boo.

mrsfarmer0711

I hope you are KU! DH tells me I'm disgusting on a regular basis and I have no excuse!

jsworsham

VanessaRae9608:

I am so DAMN gassy its RIDICULOUS...he just said "You better be pregnant or else you are just bloated and farty for nothing and that is GROSS" HA

Really I was trying to scare him off the couch so that I could watch AI and DWTS but instead the Celtics/Sox are on. Boo.

My husband just laughs at me.

attyalice

My sister always said the gassy is a sign that there is some good cookin' a goin on:)

Jacquiemark

LOL!

tellmeimpg

Is your DH allowed to fart only if  he is pg???

VanessaRae9608

tellmeimpg:

Is your DH allowed to fart only if  he is pg???

To tell you the HONEST truth I wish he did it more often but I only have heard him fart ONE time in 6 years - he is a real gentleman.

mrsfarmer0711

tellmeimpg:

Is your DH allowed to fart only if  he is pg???

Good Question!!

MrsLynneaY

Ha! My DH would love this thread! So funny, I still try and blame everything on the dogs and it drives him crazy!

BeckyS1211

gassy is a great sign!  Next Wednesday, pg or not, have a fiber one bar in the afternoon....then you can fart like a trucker and he'll let you watch whatever you want : )