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I won't poop at work.

I just simply won't. And I have to go so bad. 21 more minutes...
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Re: I won't poop at work.

  • hehe I know how you feel.
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  • Good luck with that. When I gotta go...I gotta go!!
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  • imageTootermi:
    Good luck with that. When I gotta go...I gotta go!!
    This. And there have even been times that I have told my co-teachers that I HAVE to get someone to cover me so I can go before I poo my pants.
  • I use to feel like that... it's slowly changing because sometimes I just have to go!
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  • imageRogue Lily:

    When you get KU, this will change. Guaranteed. You take it whenever you can get it!

    I figured this, what with all the "I pee 245 times a day now" things I've read. I had hoped that this would not apply to poop.
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  • I used to be like that too. Now my "no poop rule" only applies to airplanes.

    I cannot bring myself to lay a lewie in a bathroom the size of a casket that is rocking back and forth.

    Not to mention the line of people always behind you! 

  • imageLexi0402:
    imageRogue Lily:

    When you get KU, this will change. Guaranteed. You take it whenever you can get it!

    I figured this, what with all the "I pee 245 times a day now" things I've read. I had hoped that this would not apply to poop.

    When I manage to poop, I pretty much want to walk out into the cube farm afterward and yell "yeah, that just happened."


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    imageTootermi:
    Good luck with that. When I gotta go...I gotta go!!
    This. And there have even been times that I have told my co-teachers that I HAVE to get someone to cover me so I can go before I poo my pants.

    Um, yes.  My students have their state testing tomorrow (2.5 hours).  Two years ago I had to get one of the secretaries to cover my class mid-way through because there was no WAY I could hold it until the end.  I am praying that doesn't happen again tomorrow morning. Sad

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  • I finally can go at work but only if no one else is in the restroom. 

  • I feel for you Lexi, I have slowly gotten over this issue. 
  • imageCathyMD:

    I used to be like that too. Now my "no poop rule" only applies to airplanes.

    I cannot bring myself to lay a lewie in a bathroom the size of a casket that is rocking back and forth.

    Not to mention the line of people always behind you! 

    ROFL. I've never heard that one before.
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  • Lexi, I totally feel you on this one.. I won't either! Dh thinks it's also crazy that I've never farted at work either .. like it's a normal occurence for him. He thinks I do it on purpose to save them up for him when I get home. haha.
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  • imageLexi0402:
    imageCathyMD:

    I used to be like that too. Now my "no poop rule" only applies to airplanes.

    I cannot bring myself to lay a lewie in a bathroom the size of a casket that is rocking back and forth.

    Not to mention the line of people always behind you! 

    ROFL. I've never heard that one before.

    Lol...oh no? I have a million of them. My best male friend comes up with one every week I swear.

  • imageloloindiego:
    Lexi, I totally feel you on this one.. I won't either! Dh thinks it's also crazy that I've never farted at work either .. like it's a normal occurence for him. He thinks I do it on purpose to save them up for him when I get home. haha.

    I think I would blow up!! I run for cover in an empty room...haha

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  • There was a hilarious "How I Met Your Mother" episode about this!!
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  • imageTootermi:
    Good luck with that. When I gotta go...I gotta go!!

    This

  • Pooping is for home, and home only.

    I have cut class and actually left school (about an hour away) to run home and poop and then go back for my next class.

    DH says I need therapy for my poop issues.

    Maybe we can do a doubles session Lexi?

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  • imagesugarbeetsy:

    Pooping is for home, and home only.

     

    I second this emotion!  However, I had a nasty stomach virus last week, and let's just say I broke my own rule...it was awful.  AWFUL.  Ick!

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  • imageRogue Lily:

    When you get KU, this will change. Guaranteed. You take it whenever you can get it!

    Exactly!

  • imagesugarbeetsy:

    Pooping is for home, and home only.

    I have cut class and actually left school (about an hour away) to run home and poop and then go back for my next class.

    DH says I need therapy for my poop issues.

    Maybe we can do a doubles session Lexi?

     

    lol yes I'm sure this stems from our childhoods too. An early-life poo trauma and I've suppressed the memory deep inside. When DH and I first started dating I refused to poop in his bathroom so I would make all sorts of excuses of why I'd have to leave. LOL I'm sure he thought I was playing hard to get, but there was a reason behind it!
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  • Oh and my problem resolved itself nicely about an hour ago, right after I arrived home. Cool I wish there was a smiley that showed the immense satisfaction I felt.
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  • imageTootermi:
    Good luck with that. When I gotta go...I gotta go!!
    haha i agree
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  • I prefer not to outside of the house, but with IBS you do what you gotta do...
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  • imageTootermi:
    Good luck with that. When I gotta go...I gotta go!!

    Yep, me too. Plus, the bathroom at my work belongs to the whole office building, so as far as I am concerned, if no one sees me in the bathroom at the time of alledged poo, it could have been anybody here.

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