Dear Smellican,

Perfectly.Imperfect

It would be awesome if you could please move northward.  Mami's bladder isn't a mattress.  This has to be the 97345982nd time I've felt like my teeth were floating only to squeeze out like two drops. 

Not cool, Smellican.  I expect you to have relocated by morning.

Love,

Mami P.I

FutureHardings

You gotta love that. Waking up in the middle of the night... running to the bathroom because the second you see that toilet you think you will pee your pants... and when you sit down, just enough comes out to make a splash in the water.

alumsden1

mmm....can't wait for that!

Perfectly.Imperfect

This has been my dilemma all.  Effing.  Day.  Moonbounce ute apparently will no longer suffice.  It's bladtress time.

::stares witheringly at her bump::

Mary and Dave

My little guy likes to bounce around on my bladder as well.  It's pretty darned uncomfortable, that's for sure.

HeyyRed

I've been fortunate - no bladder dancing. However, baby likes to play the glockenschpeel on my ribs. THAT's not fun.

taelir

Is it sad that "moonbounce ute" makes me think of these?

localbs05

taelir:

Is it sad that "moonbounce ute" makes me think of these?

I asked ffor these 6 christmas' in row, I never got them.

I'm still a little salty about it.

HeyyRed

Clearly neither of you were born with Fred Flinstone feet or else you would realize that these would only make matters all the more apparent to other people.

peppermintgirl

FutureHardings:

You gotta love that. Waking up in the middle of the night... running to the bathroom because the second you see that toilet you think you will pee your pants... and when you sit down, just enough comes out to make a splash in the water.

I can't even get that much to come out. *hangs head*

taelir

localbs05:

I asked ffor these 6 christmas' in row, I never got them.

I'm still a little salty about it.

They were loads of fun until you trip and fall.  That's pretty much just a faceplant waiting to happen.

Perfectly.Imperfect

taelir:

Is it sad that "moonbounce ute" makes me think of these?

I've always envisioned my tiny fetus slamming full-force into my ute and flying backwards a la small child in a big ass moonbounce.