Talk me out of killing my husband

Serendipitie

He fuucking turned off the Tivo when it was recording Biggest Loser because he "wanted to watch something else" UM WTF didn't you just go into the other fuucking room then????????

10YearsTogether

Ack!  Well, the upside is that you can watch it online if you need to, right?

H+P

Serendipitie

Can I? Is it on Hulu? I'm pissed because I won't have time until this weekend, and I was going to watch it right now before bed. I'm so pissed - how fuucking RUDE, I swear!

Serendipitie

You know what is pissing me off more - he is fuucking snoring away. He wasn't even watching the show he cancelled my show for. I am so tempted to put a pillow over his face

10YearsTogether

I would only do that if there is a good amount of life insurance in place.  Just sayin.

 I know hulu has the episodes but not sure how quickly they post them.  NBC should have the current one though!  I think for up to a week.

kimarino13

Homie's been on the shiit list lately!

10YearsTogether

kimarino13:

Homie's been on the shiit list lately!

Poor Homie.

 

Serendipitie

I swear though - who does this???? It's totally rude, right??

Serendipitie

The absolute worst part is that he skipped dinner with my family, and wanted me to bring something home for him, so I did. Now it's just sitting there getting soggy, I spent money I didn't need to, and if he had just come along to dinner, I WOULD HAVE MY FUUCKING BL TO WATCH RIGHT NOW.

I'm going to go wake his ass up.

gidge

Serendipitie:

 I am so tempted to put a pillow over his face

I almost did that to DH once when he was snoring and keeping me awake 

Sounds like you'd be justified... he definitely needs to kiss your ass for a couple days to make up for it (make sure you don't tell him you can watch it online)!

KLRoy

I kick MH when he snores.  Repeatedly.  Usually he rolls over and stops.  If not, I wake his ass up. 

 

Sorry your hubby is being King Douche.  I'd definitely work it to get some flowers or something nice out of the deal. 

JackiTiger

Yeah, that's messed up.  I'm afraid I can't talk you out of killing him.  I am willing, however, to take the stand in your defense should the need arise.

QCinOct

ditto what jacki said. Lately, he's deserved some throat punches and swift kicks to the shins.

lenloe

i hope you just threw the soggy dinner on his sleeping face.

 

and i kick the loester when he's snoring.  i kick him hard. 

mb~zf

I also kick.

The soggy dinner should have been placed directly next to him in bed to wake up to.

staycee

so, now I gotta know... did Mr.Dipitie survive the night?

I'd have been seriously pissed!

MrsS

Last night's episode will be available on nbc.com.

It is not there yet. I checked since I missed it too.

JenniferL923

oh no he di'n't.

 

Serendipitie

He survived the night, but I woke his ass up and yelled at him a bunch, and gave him the cold shoulder this morning. I am still fuming - to me it just shows a complete lack of respect and common courtesy. Maybe I'll skip the IL extravaganza this weekend (complete with KU SIL) and let him have to explain why I'm not there.